The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #495 on: June 01, 2010, 12:22 »
That's nothing.
I was so ugly when I was born, the midwife slapped my mother.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #496 on: June 01, 2010, 12:31 »
I'm so ugly my mum got morning sickness after I was born!  :wacko:
Sow your seeds, plant your plants. What's the difference? A couple of weeks or more when answering possible queries!

One of the best things about being an orang-utan is the fact that you don't lose your good looks as you get older

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #497 on: June 01, 2010, 12:38 »
I was such an ugly child that when I used to play in the sand-pit the cat used to cover me up!  ::)

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« Reply #498 on: June 01, 2010, 12:57 »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: at JayG! You really cheered me up this morning!! (Being a grump back at my desk)
small, Welsh and almost certainly bonkers, but can be tamed with Talisker, if required

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #499 on: June 01, 2010, 13:21 »
:lol: :lol: :lol: at JayG! You really cheered me up this morning!! (Being a grump back at my desk)


Oh good (nothing worse than a sour plum!)  :ohmy:

One more:

After I was born the midwife went to my Dad and said "I'm sorry, we did everything we could, but he's pulled through!"


(If it doesn't start raining properly here soon it's me who's going to need cheering up!!)  :(

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #500 on: June 01, 2010, 13:47 »
i was so ugly as a child,they used to feed me with a catapault :blush:
i dont suffer with insanity..........i enjoy every minute of it.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #501 on: June 01, 2010, 16:41 »
When my mum was carrying me, she got so fat, she didn't have elastic in her knickers, she had to have curtain rail.

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« Reply #502 on: June 01, 2010, 19:14 »
When my mum was carrying me, she got so fat, she didn't have elastic in her knickers, she had to have curtain rail.

A man went to the doctors complaining that he felt like a pair of curtains.

Doctor said, "For heaven sake, pull yourself together man!"  ::)
Never keep your wish-bone where your back-bone ought to be.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #503 on: June 01, 2010, 19:31 »
Sometimes wonder if my parents even wanted me; at bath time instead of plastic ducks they gave me an electric toaster to play with!  :(  :nowink:

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #504 on: June 01, 2010, 21:33 »
I`ve never been ugly. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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« Reply #505 on: June 01, 2010, 21:36 »
I`ve never been ugly. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Don't you have a mirror ? DavidT  :lol: :lol: :D :D

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #506 on: June 01, 2010, 21:36 »
You are joking. :lol: :lol: :tongue2:

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #507 on: June 01, 2010, 21:38 »
 You are quick as ever :( :( ;) ;)

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #508 on: June 01, 2010, 21:38 »
I`ve never been ugly. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Don't you have a mirror ? DavidT  :lol: :lol: :D :D

He used to, but somehow they all got broken!  :tongue2:  :lol:

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #509 on: June 01, 2010, 21:39 »
Only coz you looked into them Jay. ::)



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