The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #465 on: May 24, 2010, 21:28 »
Yes, despite being Welsh he was a genius of comedy. :tongue2:  It was his visual as well as spoken humour that I loved. :)
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #466 on: May 24, 2010, 21:29 »
He would rehearse for hours to get the timing right

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #467 on: May 24, 2010, 21:37 »
He would rehearse for hours to get the timing right
Like Les Dawson playing the piano badly, it's not as easy as it seems.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #468 on: May 25, 2010, 06:56 »
I used to love Tommy Cooper, it was just so sad watching him on stage for the last time and realising that the fall to the floor wasn't part of his act  :(
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #469 on: May 25, 2010, 07:47 »
Yes, despite being Welsh he was a genius of comedy. :tongue2: 


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« Reply #470 on: May 25, 2010, 17:23 »
Yes, despite being Welsh he was a genius of comedy. :tongue2: 


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you tell em plum,aving a pop at you like that, isnt it :D
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #471 on: May 25, 2010, 18:02 »
ach y fi! Jealousy it is.....

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #472 on: May 25, 2010, 21:57 »

Words for Women to Live By in 2010


1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b*tch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt.... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2010 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man, there is some woman tired of his bulls**t!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest..

14. If it has Tires or Testicles, it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.



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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #473 on: May 26, 2010, 11:11 »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
All we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about (Charles Kingsley)

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #474 on: May 26, 2010, 11:18 »
 :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #475 on: May 26, 2010, 19:09 »

Words for Women to Live By in 2010


1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b*tch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt.... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2010 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man, there is some woman tired of his bulls**t!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest..

14. If it has Tires or Testicles, it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.



with the spelling in number fourteen,that would be right, :lol:

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #476 on: May 27, 2010, 08:43 »
Remember that Trillium is from over the pond and they haven't learnt to spell correctly, now, where is the spell check button?  ;)









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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #477 on: May 31, 2010, 10:00 »
More funnies please! 8)
Lotty holder since Aug 09... I've FINALLY finished clearing it! On with the p.lanting  ....

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #478 on: May 31, 2010, 15:03 »
   How to clean a toilet (according to the dog)...
 
 1. Put the lid and seat of the lavatory up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
 
 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
 
 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the lavatory, put the seat down and close the lid.  You may need to stand on the lid.
 
 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.  Never mind the noises that come from the lavatory, the cat is actually enjoying this.
 
 5. Flush the lavatory three or four times.  This provides a 'power-wash and rinse'.
 
 6. Have someone open the front door of your house. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
 
 7. Stand behind the lavatory as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
 
 8. The cat will rocket out of the lavatory, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
 
 9. Both the lavatory pan and the cat will be sparkling clean.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #479 on: May 31, 2010, 19:28 »
there was an explosion at a pie factory in huddersfield yesterday  ............................................. 3.14159265 people dead
« Last Edit: May 31, 2010, 19:50 by Aunt Sally »



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