[wighty]

A crochet hook is very handy for getting the meat out of a crabs claw.

[Chrysalis]

A crochet hook is very handy for getting the meat out of a crabs claw.

 I thought it was a wrestling or boxing move?!

[brokenglass]

Sponsoring Schools

I see that Ikea are sponsoring some Schools in the UK they are slick, fashionable and cheap but assembly can take all day!

I'll groan for you

[Growster...]

A crochet hook is very handy for getting the meat out of a crabs claw.

 I thought it was a wrestling or boxing move?!

Ha ha ha, Chrysalis!

Kent Walton - er well, you can't eat your heart out now can you, but we still remember you..;0]

[Paul Plots]

Shotgun wedding: - A case of wife or death.

[superpete]

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[rogerbodger]

Young lady walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees the bloke who had his wicked way with her the previous evening, after they had met in a pub.

He was stacking washing powder boxes onto the shelves.

"You lying toad" she yells" last night you told me you were a stunt pilot"

"No" he says " I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team.

[sarajane]

A crochet hook is very handy for getting the meat out of a crabs claw.

...and for getting the hair/gunk out of the bath/shower plug hole 

[mumofstig]

eugh 

[Paul Plots]

Water in the carburetor

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?
WIFE: "In the pool"

[Growster...]

Water in the carburetor

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?
WIFE: "In the pool"

Ha ha ha, Paul, very local!

[Paul Plots]

HE MUST PAY

Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.

[dugless]

HE MUST PAY

Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.

How true the saying "if you want to know what your wife will be like when she gets older look at her Mother"

[Chrysalis]

Careful, boys!

Remember, us girls mostly control the washing and ironing - so easy to make everything pink....

[Springlands]

Careful, boys!

Remember, us girls mostly control the washing and ironing - so easy to make everything pink....

Or we can add lots and lots of starch.