[Growster...]

Well, what are Grape Nuts then?

;0)

[JayG]

Well, what are Grape Nuts then?

;0)

Winos? 

[Beetroot queen]

Just to clear up the pine nut debate, our allergy leaflet from south Hampton hospital says no to pine nuts as They are classed as a tree nut. Just incase anyone eats one with an allergy. Florence is peanut and tree nut allergic so I have plenty of info if people need 

[snowdrops]

Well, what are Grape Nuts then?

;0)

'orrible

[Paul Plots]

I think this wild and chaotic conversation about nuts should be bolted locked before it gets out of hand..

Mind you there seems to be a serious twist to the thread.


Just as a matter of interest are peanuts nuts or seeds or both? I love peanuts but detest peanut butter.... (I've never tried it - I just can't stand the smell.  )

I think I need more speel sleep. 

[dugless]

I was wondering where did the give us a laugh got to. am I nuts or you lot.

[mumofstig]

sings - NUTS WHOLE HAZELNUTS 

You have to laugh   

[Elaine G]

My mum is called Hazel, so my sister and I always sang 'Nuts, old Hazel's nuts!' when that advert came on. 

Elaine

[dugless]

I bet she said that's nut funny

[Chrysalis]

Enough of the wisecracks! 

There isn't a kernel of truth in the rumours... that we're all nuts, that is.

[bluealf]

A joke I read the other day on another site, it made me laugh anyways 

Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.’

The other woman responds proudly, ‘Yes, I sure am!’

The first one says, ‘So am I! And where about in Ireland are ya from?’

The other woman answers, ‘I’m from Dublin, I am.’

The first one responds, ‘So, am I!! And what street did you live on in Dublin ?’

The other woman says, ‘A lovely little area. It was in the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of town.’

The first one says, ‘Faith and begorrah it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?’

The other woman answers, ‘Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course.’

The first one gets really excited and says, ‘And so did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?’

The other woman answers, ‘Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.’

The first woman exclaims, ‘The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 me self!’

About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.

Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his head and mutters, ‘It’s going to be a long night tonight.’

Michael asks, ‘Why do you say that, Brian?’

Brian answers, ‘The Flanagan twins are peed again!’

[wighty]

I found this poem in a book, m ade me chuckle, but oh is it true!

T'was an evening in November,
As I very well remember,
I was strolling down the street in drunken pride,
but my knees were all a'flutter
So I landed in the gutter,
And a pig came up and lay down by my side,
Yes I lay there in the gutter
Thinking thoughts I could not utter,
When a lady passing by did softly say,
'Ye can tell a man that boozes
By the company he chooses'
At that the pig got up and walked away!

[dugless]

deep down in my memory this was a song but I cannot remember who sang it.

[JayG]

deep down in my memory this was a song but I cannot remember who sang it.

Be thankful you still have a deep down memory Dugmore!   

[hamstergbert]

"And the pig got up and slowly walked away..."

It's a drinking song written in 1933 by Benjamin Hapgood Burt
Sung famously by Frank Crumit : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPPjYTlGaEo