[Goosegirl]

Not just a load of hot air then!!!

[martingibson]

How many G4S employees does it take to change a lightbulb?


3 soldiers and a policeman

[Goosegirl]

 
How many psychiatrists does it need to change a light bulb? Only one....but....the light bulb has to WANT to change! 

[hamstergbert]

How many mothers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, you get off, go on out with your fancy friends.  Don't you worry about me.  I'll be all right here.  On my own.   In the dark....

[davethespread]

how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

fish

[Growster...]

how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

fish

Naaah, you forgot the bath tub....

Paaaah!

[hamstergbert]

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put on the clean nappy and one to put in the safety pins.

[hamstergbert]

How may Bletchley Park cryptologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

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[fred-quimby]

How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

1- they hold the light bulb and let the world revolve around them.

[aelf]

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, they wont - changing lightbulbs is a hardware issue.

[davethespread]

how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

one thank you very much.

[mumofstig]

how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

one thank you very much.

That's not a joke - tis true   

[Glosterboy]

Wives don't forget old boyfriends!

Husband took the wife to a disco on the weekend.

There was a guy on the dance floor living it large-breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works.

The wife turned to husband and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he
proposed to me and I turned him down."

Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!

[Goosegirl]

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb.........one to decide it has stopped working, one to form a committee to decide when to change it, one to send out a tender for the best price, one to write an order for the new one. one to send it back as it is the wrong fitting, one to organise a qualified electrician to replace it, one to officially receive said light bulb, one to recall the electrician as he had been given the wrong date before, one to supervise the replacement, one to check it had been replaced, one to complete the "light bulb"replacement form and .............. one to send a letter a week later stating they will be installing fluorescent lights the next day.

[Paul Plots]

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb.........one to decide it has stopped working, one to form a committee to decide when to change it, one to send out a tender for the best price, one to write an order for the new one. one to send it back as it is the wrong fitting, one to organise a qualified electrician to replace it, one to officially receive said light bulb, one to recall the electrician as he had been given the wrong date before, one to supervise the replacement, one to check it had been replaced, one to complete the "light bulb"replacement form and .............. one to send a letter a week later stating they will be installing fluorescent lights the next day.

Sounds like many a place I know