[mumofstig]

Yup 

There are many jokes that make me LOL but these kind just make me  tht

Sorry 

[plum crumble]

  non comprendo

[davethespread]

non comprendo

think happy thoughts plum

[davethespread]

Yup 

There are many jokes that make me LOL but these kind just make me  tht

Sorry 

did you hear about the drunk dung beetle,who fell off his stool?

[mumofstig]

see................there's another one     
They remind me of Christmas cracker jokes!


It really can't just be me ...........................................................can it

[8doubles]

  The dung beetle one was a cracker.

[plot6b]

see................there's another one     
They remind me of Christmas cracker jokes!


It really can't just be me ...........................................................can it

 MoS I think Dave is funny 
 Dave thats a Fiver you owe me 

[mumofstig]

now that was funny   

[davethespread]

seeing him collecting it will be funnier

[davethespread]

the planes cabin was being served by an obviously gayflight attendant,who was just as obviously enjoying himself.
he came swishing down the aisle and said to the man and lady seated beside him,"captain marvey has asked me to announce thathe'll be landing the big scary plane shortly,lovely people,so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."
on his trip back up the aisle he notices a women had'nt moved a muscle "perhaps you did'nt hear me over them big brute engines.i asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the man canpitty-pat us on the ground."
she calmly turned her head and said,"in my country i am called a princess.i take orders from no one!"
"well,sweet cheeks,in my country im called a queen so i out rank you,put up the tray!"

[plum crumble]

 

but 4:1 Davy boy?   

[davethespread]

but 4:1 Davy boy?   

i know plum

[davethespread]

a politician was seated next to a little gitl on a airplane leaving for america when he turned to her and said-"lets talk,ive heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
the little girl,who had just opened her book,closed it slowly and said"what would you like to talk about?"
"oh i dont know," said the politician."how about global warming,"and smiles smugly.
"ok,"she said "that could be an interesting topic..but let me ask you a question first.a horse,a cow and a deer all eat grass,yet a deer excretes little pellets,while the cow turns out a flat patty,and the horse clumps of dried grass can you explain why?"
the politician,visibly surprised by the girls intelligence,thinks about it and says,"hmmm,ive no idea."
to which the girl replies,"do you really feel qualified to talk about global warming,when you dont know s*** ?"

[mumofstig]

 

[DavidT]

If Albert Einstein`s parents had had a sense of humour they would have named their son Frank.