Rather than shed a tear of sadness over the performance of the England football (allegedly!) team thought it might be apt to laugh at their expense. I'm sure they've got broad shoulders, they can take it.
England have a new sponsor: EASY JET.
In and Out of Europe in 90 minutes.
Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?
A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.
Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer
Q: What is common between a 3-pin plug and the England football team?
A: They are both useless in Europe!
Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and England?
A: O J Simpson had a more credible defence
Q. What's the difference between the England football team and a jet engine?
A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.
Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2016 Commemorative cube painted red, white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a laughing stock and crumbled in the box.
Q: What's the difference between The Invisible Man and England?
A: You've got more chance of seeing The Invisible Man at the Euro's.
Q: What's the difference between a PG Tips monkey and a England footballer?
A: A PG Tips monkey has been seen holding a cup.
Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:
"Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan."
So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"
Apparantly, the England football team is under investigation by the Inland Revenue for tax evasion.
- they've been claiming for Silver Polish for the past 30 years.
Q: How many England players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None - they're quite happy living in the shadows.