The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #2955 on: April 30, 2015, 16:03 »
GG - I used to be a Morris Dancer but I kept falling off the bonnet

Would that be because you were still a Minor and lacked experience?

(I can hear the groans from here!)

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #2956 on: April 30, 2015, 16:05 »
Mr Hamster has got a lot to answer for starting this off.   :D

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #2957 on: April 30, 2015, 18:02 »
Pol tergeist - This has nothing to do with the paranormal, it's a line which was scratched from the original script of 'The Godfather', where they were in a sandwich joint and the waiter came over, and put a cup down in front of Marlon Brando,  muttering 'The guy's tea'!

The line was never used, but may have turned up in 'Three men in a boat', where the hilarious exploits of the jolly chaps, all in plus fours, had a hilarious visit to a chintzy tea-room in Abingdon with unexpected results!

(In fact the line was never made at all! I made it all up! Didn't you guess that)!

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« Reply #2958 on: April 30, 2015, 20:39 »
Pol tergeist - This has nothing to do with the paranormal, it's a line which was scratched from the original script of 'The Godfather', where they were in a sandwich joint and the waiter came over, and put a cup down in front of Marlon Brando,  muttering 'The guy's tea'!

The line was never used, but may have turned up in 'Three men in a boat', where the hilarious exploits of the jolly chaps, all in plus fours, had a hilarious visit to a chintzy tea-room in Abingdon with unexpected results!

(In fact the line was never made at all! I made it all up! Didn't you guess that)!

So, the jolly chaps were all in plus fours, but had taken their shirts off. Or did the waiter lose his shirt? We really need to know.  :)

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #2959 on: April 30, 2015, 22:17 »
Has anyone seen the Irn Bru commercial that's set on a train, serious question ,by the way.                                 

 If you like 'cheeky' humour, it's worth a look. It's on youtube.
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #2960 on: May 01, 2015, 08:03 »
Have YOU had to walk 500 miles?

Were you advised to walk 500 more?

You could be entitled to compensation.

Call the Pro Claimers NOW.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #2961 on: May 01, 2015, 16:20 »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: "I'm on my Way!"  ;)
I work very hard so don't expect me to think as well.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #2962 on: May 04, 2015, 23:40 »
Politics on the Forum

I'd like to remind members that we don't allow politics on these forums. This includes comments regarding the political leaders. As I'm sure you're aware it is very cruel to mock the afflicted.

 :D :D :D
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #2963 on: May 05, 2015, 07:38 »
On that note, this Sky ad cracked me up this morning.........................

http://time.com/3843021/marvin-gaye-general-affection-election/

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #2964 on: May 05, 2015, 08:24 »
On that note, this Sky ad cracked me up this morning.........................

http://time.com/3843021/marvin-gaye-general-affection-election/

I loved my OH's comment - are the leaders really singing!!  ::)

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #2965 on: May 05, 2015, 08:31 »
 :nowink:

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #2966 on: May 05, 2015, 14:49 »
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The end of the record about sums it up..

And then there is the rap

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« Last Edit: May 05, 2015, 14:51 by cadalot »

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #2967 on: May 05, 2015, 20:07 »
Thank you for posting these.  Some one spent quite a bit of time cutting it altogether.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #2968 on: May 06, 2015, 10:50 »
unfair not to give Nicola Sturgeon a mention.

Giving her unique take on the banking system:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7I313EuvBk
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #2969 on: May 06, 2015, 17:44 »
I think it's time we had a look at what the rest of Europe makes of our forthcoming election

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