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Title: "Bubbles"
Post by: mrs bouquet on December 31, 2019, 11:37

She is the laziest dog I have ever known.    She just wants to sit and lay around.   In the mornings she jumps up on the bed and snuggles into me.   The time is getting well past 9.30am, and eventually I have to go to the bathroom.    Not her, she just lays there, legs in the air, saying please just tickle my tum.    I dress putting  on yesterdays rags, and drag her out for a walk, for some reason she hates walking in the village.   Does what she has to do, and then I drag her to the poo bin, which is some walk away.    Then the relief, she scurries back home for breakfast.    Then she goes back to sleep, whilst I strip off and shower/hair.  By now it is at least 11am.     Now the day can start !!!!!     She and I together make a good pair  ::) ::)  Mrs Bouquet

Title: Re: "Bubbles"
Post by: Goosegirl on December 31, 2019, 12:43

Sounds just like my OH!  :lol: :lol: :lol: