The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4185 on: December 01, 2022, 21:27 »
Stupid scarecrow said he thought red would be Christmasy >:(
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4186 on: December 01, 2022, 22:28 »
Don't suggest stripper to put it right, goodness knows what he'd do with suggestion  :D

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4187 on: December 01, 2022, 23:55 »
I's gona boil his head to go with my Christmas repast  :wacko:

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4188 on: December 02, 2022, 09:33 »
Just had to share this  :D
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4189 on: December 04, 2022, 12:02 »
 :D
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4190 on: January 20, 2023, 10:33 »
Two ornithologists were having a chat:

'Id love to hear a musical arrangement of a blackbird's song.'

'Orchestral?'

'No, just a blackbird.'
Sow your seeds, plant your plants. What's the difference? A couple of weeks or more when answering possible queries!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4191 on: January 20, 2023, 10:40 »
Wren will I see another bird joke as clever and funny as this!  :ohmy: ::) 8)
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4192 on: January 21, 2023, 06:56 »
Ha ha ha!

That's so corny, I'm amaized!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4193 on: February 14, 2023, 06:39 »
(Just for today).

I was looking for a bit of advice for a 'friend...

"What's the best number of Roses to give a loved one for Valentine's Day", I asked him,

"A single?  6?  12?  24"?

"Or has it got to be the whole tin"?

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4194 on: February 14, 2023, 09:40 »
My cat sent a valentine.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
There in the tray,
A poo just for you.

Welcome to my world!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4195 on: April 11, 2023, 08:15 »
I went to an Easter Weekend car boot sale yesterday morning, but stupidly parked the wrong way round...

Got £50 for my engine though!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4196 on: May 05, 2023, 19:10 »
Speed limit strictly enforced.
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