Bring on all the sarcasm you like here!
I've got started with absolutely nothing so far. North Wales is a little chilly at the moment, although I tend to retreat the warm room where I can sit and burn logs all day. With peas, would they be ok in a cool, not freezing porch once they've sprouted? I'm pretty sure most things will sprout in the bright window in the living room as it's fairly warm in here all day and the heat from the fire seems to stay until the following morning. The porch is also nice and bright but a lot cooler.