You know the ones
I was pruning a large shrub on the site boundary next to my plot and it was a tangle of branches. I was cutting through some to get to others. Then I obviously released a branch that had been pinned by others and it sprung back and hit my forehead. Now got lump and bruise on head.
Then when I got home I did some cutting back of garden plants and filled a couple of bags of green waste to take to the plot compost heaps. Managed to get massive splinter in hand from raised bed edging, so pulled this out and turned the air a bit blue as it really hurt.
Then I decided to clean out the chickens and discovered they had managed to push the door of the coop to one side and the nut had unscrewed off the bolt that holds it in place. I went through the bedding - no nut. They were watching from outside the run with interest, but denied all knowledge. Finally found a replacement nut that fitted and reassembled the house.
I told my tale of woe to OH when he got home and he said the chickens had been very rowdy when he let them out this morning, shoving past each other and squabbling. He reckons Eddie has eaten the nut. It is the sort of thing he does
Never mind he says, wait until he next does a poop and if it comes out with a thread on it, you will know for sure