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Growing => Grow Your Own => Topic started by: jazzbyrd on November 07, 2008, 15:36

Title: LEAF MOLD
Post by: jazzbyrd on November 07, 2008, 15:36
What can I use to accelerate the rotting of leaves. I have been looking for Biotal For Leaves but its £6 at bottle and some web sites want £5 for postage and packing.

Jazz
Title: LEAF MOLD
Post by: gregmcalister on November 07, 2008, 16:07
Urine will do the trick
Title: LEAF MOLD
Post by: jazzbyrd on November 07, 2008, 17:42
Errmmmmm Neat Urine?

Jazz
Title: LEAF MOLD
Post by: Rampant_Weasel on November 07, 2008, 17:46
yup just pop the old chap out and fire away  :D
Title: LEAF MOLD
Post by: DD. on November 07, 2008, 17:58
Quote from: "Rampant_Weasel"
yup just pop the old chap out and fire away  :D


jazzbyrd will have a bit of a problem there.
Title: LEAF MOLD
Post by: jazzbyrd on November 07, 2008, 19:34
Shall I get my old fella to pop his old chap out then!!!  :D heehehehe!!

Jazz
Title: LEAF MOLD
Post by: Nogger on November 07, 2008, 19:57
Quote from: "Rampant_Weasel"
yup just pop the old chap out and fire away  :D[/quote










(http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/nogger1945/lol-0451.gif) thats funny
Title: LEAF MOLD
Post by: Rampant_Weasel on November 07, 2008, 20:02
Quote from: "jazzbyrd"
Shall I get my old fella to pop his old chap out then!!!  :D heehehehe!!

Jazz


absolutly...most ladies being a bit more bashful tend to use the bucket and tip technique, 90% of the time incorparating the shed for privacy.
Title: LEAF MOLD
Post by: compostqueen on November 07, 2008, 22:09
us polite types call it "lady water"  8)   yes bung it on  :D   add it liberally to your compost bins too
Title: LEAF MOLD
Post by: muntjac on November 07, 2008, 23:26
get " er indoors " a bucket fer the bedroom :wink:
Title: LEAF MOLD
Post by: Parsnip on November 07, 2008, 23:42
Or.......pretend you're camping, send the rolled up pants to the bottom of the tent... :roll:

 on the woollies and slide free slippers( to aviod bringing in the squished slugs and snails) potter up the garden an hoist yerself on the compost bin( remembering to take the lid off first of course) and go for it.......


mmmmmmmm..what happens if you follow through? :wink:  :lol:
Title: LEAF MOLD
Post by: jazzbyrd on November 08, 2008, 16:40
:shock:  Parsnip  :shock:

Jazz
Title: LEAF MOLD
Post by: Rampant_Weasel on November 08, 2008, 21:06
follow throughs will have to be scooped out, special care must be taken not to do it while hovering above compost, use a cork if necassary.
Title: LEAF MOLD
Post by: Bombers on November 08, 2008, 21:22
Quote from: "Rampant_Weasel"
follow throughs will have to be scooped out, special care must be taken not to do it while hovering above compost, use a cork if necassary.
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: LEAF MOLD
Post by: Parsnip on November 09, 2008, 19:07
:lol:  Thats what happens when you post after too many glasses of wine.. :lol:  :oops:
Title: LEAF MOLD
Post by: Yabba on November 09, 2008, 19:17
Quote from: "Parsnip"
:lol:  Thats what happens when you post after too many glasses of wine.. :lol:  :oops:


Quote from: "Rampant_Weasel"
use a cork if necassary.


:roll:

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Title: LEAF MOLD
Post by: Parsnip on November 09, 2008, 19:43
But it had a screw top... :lol: