May I thank my esteemed colleague for bringing some sanity to this court. Not only has he put his wig on the right way round, he's also a well-respected advocate who has several professional qualifications and plaudits, such as being a top graduate of the University of Columbo, a personally-signed certificate of competence from Hercules Poirot, and he once lived in 221B, Baker Street where the still-pervading air of smoke from an undefined source together with the sweet sound of the Stradivarius has been a great asset to his career. May I suggest a short break so m'lud can take some time to muse and cogitate on this important matter whilst partaking some much-needed tinctures.
