[arugula]

  

[mumofstig]

Don't humour them Lorna!

On 2nd thoughts ...yes......please do give them some humour

[arugula]

 

[Nige2Plots]

Don't humour them Lorna!

On 2nd thoughts ...yes......please do give them some humour

Ha Ha Ha Humourless indeed
I quote...............

A tough looking man was on our allotment site today! When he thought no one was looking he took the main gate. I didn't say anything as he might take a fence!

that's a good one nige 

Thanks for "posting" that one! 

So there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Paul Plots]

This is mythical and deep.          Truly beautiful... 


A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. 
He replied, "She called Five Horses."
 
The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?"

The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian name. It mean...




NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!

[Thrift]

 

[Bizzi Lizzi]

Smile!

[GTFC197]

Brilliant

[GTFC197]

Apparently the Irish bobsleigh team have pulled out of the next winter olympics because they say the course is too icy,  and they want it gritting.

[Paul Plots]

A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of “Blonde” jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While  her husband is off at work, she decides that she is  going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The  next day, right after her husband leaves for work,  she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy Parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He asks her if she if OK. She replies that yes she is. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are daft, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said...

(You'll love this...

I  know you will...)

"For  best results, put on two  coats."

[Bizzi Lizzi]

Oh no!!!

[Bizzi Lizzi]

Why did the blond die in the helicopter crash?

Because she got cold and turned the fan off!  (Think about it ...)

[Bizzi Lizzi]

Two blonds on the way to Disney Land Florida.

They see a road sign saying "Disney Land Left".

They started crying.


Not one of my best ones I'm afraid.

[Bizzi Lizzi]

A blonde ordered a pizza and the waiter asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces." 

[Bizzi Lizzi]

Too many blond jokes, I need to get out more - just going...