No I didn't - the bin done it (snivel)...It were the bin what fell over, then me...Gin has never ever had that effect on me...So there...
Growster. Stop being a wuss
Because it's about time you 'fessed up.
You were well out-of-line on the whisky and wine
Trying moving a wheelie when all of the time
You knew very well it would end in disaster
With an A&E nurse and your left leg in plaster.
Don't do it again as you might just regret it
'Cos that same lovely nurse will have to re-set it
Then where will you be on the tablets and morphine
Not to mention your levels of beta-endorphine.
It's best just to leave it to those who know best
And may I make a little request?
Let Angie and I do the bizz
And don't be mean with the fizz!