I know it's not a  malapropism, but the clue in in my crossword this afternoon was 'a roundabout that plays music.'  I sat there for at least ten minutes thinking  of roundabouts on our road networks that play music. Couldn't come up with one, and then realised the answer was carousel!  Stupid woman.

Hello it looks like planted wood because it is a local kitchen manufacture near to where I live doesnt believe in selling their end of line products cheap so they shred them ,the company use to burn the waste but because of all the chemicals used to preserve the timber they were stopped so now its composted with council garden waste ,straw ,sewage sludge and mixed together,first time I saw it being made a delivery man turned up and asked if I knew where ..... Health and Beauty were ,imagine that as a face pack,wonder if one of nature's other peat compost will get banned,,leaf mold,my grandad use to mix leaf mold with sieved sterilized top soil for all his seed sowing ,bet fienfs of the earth now ban leaf mold   jezza

 

Lardman: it's pork chops today and given the weather mash, mixed veggies and spoonstanding will also be required.

Same! The chop is defrosting atm 

It is very dark and pouring with rain, so tv on and settle down for lots of viewing.