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Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: Bigbadfrankie on November 06, 2006, 21:21
I have to have some cut flowers ready in march any one any ideas. Preferably orange in colour and lots of them.
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: shaun on November 07, 2006, 21:11
are you getting married frankie
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: noshed on November 08, 2006, 09:36
To an Orangeman?
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: shaun on November 08, 2006, 21:41
i think he is going to tango someone  :)
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: Bigbadfrankie on November 09, 2006, 20:41
I am already married,for just over a year!! But my daughter is getting married in March. So I am trying to jib out off buying flowers!!! 8)
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: DD. on November 09, 2006, 21:59
Is it too obvious to say 'daffodils'?
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: Bigbadfrankie on November 11, 2006, 10:57
I have a load of daffs in but was hoping for somthing a bit less common!
thanks anyhow
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Post by: muntjac on November 11, 2006, 11:30
how about magnolias if you can find a tree?
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Post by: DD. on November 11, 2006, 12:41
Quote from: "muntjac"
how about magnolias if you can find a tree?


Orange magnolia???  :?
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: muntjac on November 11, 2006, 13:03
well he can spray them.... :wink:
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Post by: Aunt Sally on November 11, 2006, 13:08
I've been having a search for March flowers and found this site:

http://www.thegardener.btinternet.co.uk/diarymar06.html

Might give you some ideas frankie  :D
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: Bigbadfrankie on November 11, 2006, 15:44
great link ant sally at least someone takes my posts seriously. :wink:
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Post by: muntjac on November 11, 2006, 19:56
come on frankie how can we take anyone seriosly with a grin like that after catching a wooly backed lettuce bandit . . i keep thinking ur got a speech bubble missing .... " look ma i got one "  :wink:   :wink: actually i see a laugh coming on here ,, what is frankie saying in his avater ????
 :lol:
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: milkman on November 11, 2006, 20:07
frankies the rabbit isn't he? and he's remaining very tight lipped 'cause he's being held by a human who looks as though he's about to bite his head off with glee!
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: shaun on November 11, 2006, 20:14
big bad frankie with a bunny wabbit some how i dont think frankie is big and bad  :D
it is a good pic though did you catch it with your bare hands frankie ?
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: Flower on November 11, 2006, 22:38
I got married  with a  bunch of anemones I bought on the day.The florist made them up with silver foil and flower ribbon.They looked lovely. I didn't have a big white wedding . More of a small church do..But why orange? You might as well have daffs and tulips . Add a few bought  white roses. I'm sure they'd look pretty. Come on fellas , give the guy a break.
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: John on November 11, 2006, 23:35
Quote from: "Flower"
Come on fellas , give the guy a break.


Look, it's bad enough having women on allotments without the men growing flowers! :)
The bunny's saying "Errr, What's up doc?"
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: Flower on November 12, 2006, 01:13
I know of lots of great men who grew flowers on allotments and whats wrong with women on allotments? I shall have to get big bad frankie to come and sort you lot out with his orange marigolds. Specially if you' re all on his plot as well.  :lol:
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: John on November 12, 2006, 09:33
Quote from: "Flower"
I know of lots of great men who grew flowers on allotments and whats wrong with women on allotments? I shall have to get big bad frankie to come and sort you lot out with his orange marigolds. Specially if you' re all on his plot as well.  :lol:


I'm tempted to say "Well, i suppose women on allotments would be useful for making the tea" but someone might think I was being serious and then I'm in deep compost.

Flowers on allotments - if that's what you like, great!  I've seen one allotment set up with a lawn, kids slide etc on it, flower border and veg section. To me that's wonderful, providing a family with a large garden.

My wife is the flower person - she's made a wonderful job out of our small back garden. I help out  under instruction and she helps on the lotty at harvest time - except this year when she's had her leg in plaster / straps for 5 months.
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: shaun on November 12, 2006, 14:36
a lot of people mostly men grow flowers on our plots mostly sweet william,wall flowers ,sweet peas,dailias and christnamamns (you know what i mean) :D
also marigolds that nearly everyone has.
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Post by: GrannieAnnie on November 12, 2006, 22:57
I'm glad you resisted temptation John, please remember how many lottie women you have on here!!!!!!!! lol
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Post by: greenie on November 12, 2006, 23:26
Yeah John, what's the problem with women on allotments?   :?  :lol:  In the olden days men hunted and women grew the food and took care of the home.

I would love to have an allotment but seems like all the men have taken them in my area   :shock: :(
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: John on November 12, 2006, 23:32
Being serious, Annie, I really like to see more women on allotments.  I even like to see a few flowers around as well.  Best of all are joint efforts.
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: John on November 12, 2006, 23:33
Now I'm really glad I DIDN'T make a joke :)
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Post by: greenie on November 12, 2006, 23:42
:lol:
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Post by: John on November 13, 2006, 09:10
My ability to joke has got me into trouble before - although explaining to an organic grower that a new study had shown derris to be cancer causing and it left residues in the soil that lasted a thousand years was taken in good heart when I cracked up into laughter.
I think I'd just finished explaining the allotment rules banned the growing of flowers when the derris jape came to mind :)
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: Bigbadfrankie on November 13, 2006, 21:03
See how my posts deteriorate. :(  And Shaun is right I am not all that tall. We often catch the rabbits. My wife is very nervous holding them. They just run a little way and try and hide. Providing you are reasonably quick you can just pick up dinner!!!
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: Flower on November 13, 2006, 23:02
I'm dead curious to know now ,BBF, what are you going to grow for March? I didn't see any thing on that list that grabbed my eye. Gerberas perhaps are a bit orangey but not a wedding sort of flower. What about forcing a few roses?White ones? and mixing them with some orange flower ribbon?
   Are you having us on?
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Post by: Heather_S on November 14, 2006, 01:00
Gerbera are very very trendy flowers now for weddings actually, at least in recent years. At least for cake decoration, I've seen them being quite common.

I don't know anything about forcing stuff so I can't comment. I do like pot marigolds over the french/african varieties and they do have a touch of the gerbera daisy look to them while being quite orange and easy to grow later on in the year anyway.
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: Bigbadfrankie on November 14, 2006, 09:30
Just ordered the Geberas to try but i expect i will have to heat the green house to get them ready in time. (global warming) :shock: .
And i am not suprised men grow flowers as the have benifits. the marigold is supposed to confuse the carrot fly and deter rabbits. But the little ****** eat the marigolds together with the galic. I must teach them to read so they can learn how they should behave :idea: .
I am thinking to release some white rabbits. So when they breed with highly camoflaged brown ones thay will reduce the camoflage effect. This will ade the preditors in catching them, so having an overall affect off reduceing there numbers.  :twisted:
Another idea was to cross them with hedgogs so they developed a taste for slugs and snails. But i bet they would still want a side salad :roll: .
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: Heather_S on November 14, 2006, 11:02
The problem with white rabbits is that they will get picked off more easily by predators like muntjac ;) or other things as they'll be easy to spot so they may not live long enough to breed with the wild rabbits. Plus I suspect bunny genetics are not as easy as darkbunny+lightbunny=palebunny.

I got around the whole problem of flowers in March by having fake flowers so even 3 years on, they're still around.
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: shaun on November 14, 2006, 19:42
sounds like your up against it frankie with the rabbits,dont know how to stop them appart from a fence (chicken wire) ,dont think the white rabbit thing would work as you will just add to the problem .i know near me on the marsh there are loads of black rabbits.
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: Bigbadfrankie on November 14, 2006, 21:00
we have a very good fence that proved to be rabbit prof this year. so we will be growing greens again next year. pigeons are another thing!!
and as if to help John my goggle tool bar has a spell check button ever since I downloaded explorer 7 :lol:
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: shaun on November 14, 2006, 21:18
so frankie why dont you use it  :D
hows the howard comming along ?
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: muntjac on November 14, 2006, 21:22
can i suggest you draw a hawk on a piece of plastic sheet on one side  paint with household gloss in garish colours glue a couple cd chips infor eyes  put another small piece on the reverse  to trap a rod . cut a small piece of copper pipe  and sandwich it with the smaller piece of plastic  and rivets to trap it with the other piece inbetween  the plastic pieces . put some cd chips glued on the plain side araldite a 1p coin to the top of the copper pipe  . then mount it on a bamboo cane about 10 ft from the ground.the bird scarer should rotate in the wind  first saw this it fritened the poop outs me in the dark so it should piddys in the day light  :wink:
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: shaun on November 14, 2006, 21:39
if you done that around here karl someone would rob the pound coin  :D
seen a weather vein today in the shape of a "men at work sign" looked realy good
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: muntjac on November 14, 2006, 21:48
re mate . that a 1 p coin . not a £1 coin ya dont fink im that daft do ya lol  dont answer that  :roll:
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Post by: muntjac on November 14, 2006, 21:54
just to add to the bunny colour portion yrs bcak we used to release black rabbits and hen look for them in the day time  and when the number shad gone down we knew that poachers had been taking them in the dark ,, i have seen white .brown , sandy/ ginger and black  and also  a mix of pied colours wild in the fields on my duties of killing them, we also leave them alone . my biggest suprize was seeing a fully black hare in the  kings lyn area . the keeper on the shoot gave orders that no one wasto shoot it . he found it for sale in boston dead in a butchers . asking how he came by it the butcher informed him he got it off some guys with a load of rabbits ????
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: shaun on November 14, 2006, 21:55
they would rob the 1p coin aswell  :D
i made a scarer last year out of a bit of tin bent in opposite directions a bit like a propeller ,same thing as yours with 15mm copper tube and a cane it worked a treat and vanished one night.i  think it took off  :D
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Post by: muntjac on November 14, 2006, 22:01
nahhhhh it was ur garden pixies flying off to never never land . they loved it so much they stayed  :lol:
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Post by: shaun on November 14, 2006, 22:14
the pixies around here have nike hooded tops  :wink:
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Post by: muntjac on November 14, 2006, 22:23
nah we have a open season on the greater hooded asswipe , i love them when they cry for momma hehehe. did you see the news report about that ex marine 76 yrs old  they guys three guys tried to mug him , he popped the first one so fast the rest squared up to him he poped the secondn the third musta thought oh dodo , n legged it .  the other 2 did a runner /.the old fella reported it and the cops went round the hospital; but no one turned up , can u imagine em telling the nurse a 76 yr old guy beat us up  :lol: .... justice is served . but what would have happened if the guys had cried  assault to the cops ?
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: Bigbadfrankie on November 15, 2006, 18:34
Howard has come to stand still. We are doing the house in the winter season.
Pigeon scarer sounds complicated to do.
The scale of it is enough to scare anyone
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: muntjac on November 15, 2006, 20:23
its not complicated  frankie mate i promise ya . you could always get one those blow up foxes my guvnor bought  :roll:  i quote   " this'll keep * off betterer n you and ur blooming bangers " rabbits sat near them pigeons nipping up seed feet away all i need is for a fox to come up n try mating with it ,and these things cost about £60 each  and he has 4 in the one field   :lol:
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Post by: shaun on November 15, 2006, 22:15
ive seen blow up sheep would that work  :D
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Post by: muntjac on November 26, 2006, 20:03
reckon you would get the wellywangingwelshman fly into your plot and be stomping on ya " brocolis "  :wink:  :lol:
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: shaun on November 26, 2006, 21:56
the funny thing is,theres more sheep in england than wales or so i've been told :shock:
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: DD. on November 27, 2006, 07:56
Quote from: "shaun"
the funny thing is,theres more sheep in england than wales or so i've been told :shock:


The English ones don't have a frightened look on their faces, so I'm told.
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Post by: Jeanieblue on November 29, 2006, 22:54
I hope you're composting that wabbit pooh - as per the thread in Grow your Own - whatever flowers you grow will surely be twice as big  !!!!!
Title: Flowers ready to cut in March
Post by: Bigbadfrankie on December 08, 2006, 22:15
if wabbit poo was any good i put holes in the fence :idea:
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Post by: shaun on December 08, 2006, 22:24
you will have to get a dust pan and brush frankie and get on your hands and knees  :wink: