GrowsterBank pound coins...

Please note that as the last day for using the old pound coins is in two weeks time, GrowsterBank Ltd is recalling all these early to beat the rush.

Please send all your old pound coins to: -

M.P.Growster Esq.,
Chief Cashier,
GrowsterBank Ltd.,
High St,
Hawkhurst,
Kent.

Thank you.

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Too late Mr G.  Even swapped them out on the grandkids piggy banks. 

Hello MPG Esq. Having raided an old piggy-bank, various handbags, purses, wallets, backs of drawers (no - I wasn't in them at the time), and down every cushioned chair and sofa, I have the grand sum of one which I am more than happy to deposit in your bank. Please will you send me your account details etc so I can get it to you before the expiry date.
May I also add that whilst searching in these hidden places, I found some old groats and am told on good authority (Gezundheist bank, Switzerland) that they are rather rare. If anyone out there has any, I am prepared to buy them off you at a reasonable price. Postage and packing is free as long as you agree to the terms and conditions as stated on the website www.goosejet.hi/five including "we are not responsible for any delays or failures to deliver, including those that are due to alien spacecraft, pigeon-fanciers' disease, road-works on the M6 and, if anyone is on holiday at the time of delivery, bad luck!