I think it's fairly local to your neck of the woods, Goosey, plus East Anglia.
Openreach are all over our village at the moment, but nobody seems to know why - except for a chum, who's van got clobbered by one of their vans while he was standing next to it! The wing mirror was bashed to pieces, flew up in the air and landed on his head, so he finished up in A and E!
As for fibre optics, it might be next century down here, we don't even get a half-decent mobile signal either...