[Fluff]

The other week bobbed into my local tip recycling centre. As i was on my way out I had scrubbed up and put me glad rags on. Saw some hoes etc in this skip an draged them out. He wanted £2 each to which I mumbled and whizzed them back into skip an sped off. As it was chucking it down today  I decided to  to leave allotment and try my luck again. I was looking rough from a good night out an no sleep and scruffy even by allotment standards. He gave me the once over and sold me 5 items for  £5. If I see a rotavator down there I am going in like a tramp.

[ziggywigs]

They say clothes maketh the man!  or Woman!.  

[leeky]

try going up naked..


well ya never know!

[ziggywigs]

     Probably all run away screaming in fear if i did that!

[WG.]

They say clothes maketh the man!

If I went up in my gardening togs, he'd give me the tools and a £5 to take myself away

[ziggywigs]

They say clothes maketh the man!

If I went up in my gardening togs, he'd give me the tools and a £5 to take myself away

 You Hobo!

[WG.]

THANK YOU for the new avatar, Ziggy

[ziggywigs]

Suits you SIR.....