[Candide]

Our site seems to be upwardly mobile.  Usually in car park there's hatchbacks and builders vans but yesterday there was a Porsche 4X4.

[Yorkie]

Did you have a compulsion to just muddy it up a little?! 

[Growster...]

Was it a Cayenne?

[Goosegirl]

If so, it probably belongs to Pepper Pig! 

[Growster...]

If so, it probably belongs to Pepper Pig! 

You'll need some oinkment for that post, GG...

[Goosegirl]

S'nowt new there.  Prefer Del Trotter's three-wheeler van though. 

[Growster...]

S'nowt new there.  Prefer Del Trotter's three-wheeler van though. 

You'd have to get it out of hock first...

(There's a good second-hand car place down on 'The Hogs Back', near Guildford)!

[jezza]

Hello just a pair about a posh car ,a fee years ago a pompous man asked a pig farmer for a load of manure, he wanted it kept dry and put  into the garage pompous man said he would be out he would leave door on a sensor,the farmer obliged with his dump trailer it had a back like a skip ,farmer backed up the drive the farmer started to tip the trailer,garage door opened the farmer dudnt see the open top Mercedes in the garage  10 tons of best pig manure shot into the garage and into the car ,farmer only noticed when he went to see if trailer was empty, he made an hasty retreat  jezza

[GraciesGran]

Watched a guy in a very posh BMW with a personalised number plate drive off my site this morning.  Had he taken a minute to open the gate properly he wouldn't have a 'go faster scratch' down the side of his car.  The notice on the gate says to hook the gate back but he obviously knew better

[Growster...]

"'Go faster scratch'"

Sheer poetry!

;0)