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Chatting => Chatting on the Plot => Topic started by: Candide on July 30, 2023, 14:21

Title: Vehicles
Post by: Candide on July 30, 2023, 14:21

Our site seems to be upwardly mobile.  Usually in car park there's hatchbacks and builders vans but yesterday there was a Porsche 4X4.

Title: Re: Vehicles
Post by: Yorkie on July 30, 2023, 20:08

Did you have a compulsion to just muddy it up a little?!  ::) :tongue2: :lol:

Title: Re: Vehicles
Post by: Growster... on July 31, 2023, 08:04

Was it a Cayenne?

Title: Re: Vehicles
Post by: Goosegirl on July 31, 2023, 09:08

If so, it probably belongs to Pepper Pig!  :tongue2:

Title: Re: Vehicles
Post by: Growster... on August 01, 2023, 18:59

Quote from: Goosegirl on July 31, 2023, 09:08

If so, it probably belongs to Pepper Pig!  :tongue2:

You'll need some oinkment for that post, GG...

Title: Re: Vehicles
Post by: Goosegirl on August 03, 2023, 09:02

S'nowt new there.  :tongue2: Prefer Del Trotter's three-wheeler van though.  :lol:

Title: Re: Vehicles
Post by: Growster... on August 03, 2023, 17:22

Quote from: Goosegirl on August 03, 2023, 09:02

S'nowt new there.  :tongue2: Prefer Del Trotter's three-wheeler van though.  :lol:

You'd have to get it out of hock first...

(There's a good second-hand car place down on 'The Hogs Back', near Guildford)!

Title: Re: Vehicles
Post by: jezza on August 06, 2023, 21:23

Hello just a pair about a posh car ,a fee years ago a pompous man asked a pig farmer for a load of manure, he wanted it kept dry and put  into the garage pompous man said he would be out he would leave door on a sensor,the farmer obliged with his dump trailer it had a back like a skip ,farmer backed up the drive the farmer started to tip the trailer,garage door opened the farmer dudnt see the open top Mercedes in the garage  10 tons of best pig manure shot into the garage and into the car ,farmer only noticed when he went to see if trailer was empty, he made an hasty retreat  jezza

Title: Re: Vehicles
Post by: GraciesGran on August 08, 2023, 17:56

Watched a guy in a very posh BMW with a personalised number plate drive off my site this morning.  Had he taken a minute to open the gate properly he wouldn't have a 'go faster scratch' down the side of his car.  The notice on the gate says to hook the gate back but he obviously knew better

Title: Re: Vehicles
Post by: Growster... on August 08, 2023, 18:17

"'Go faster scratch'"

Sheer poetry!

;0)