[Abacus]

1. Chickens will eat everything you do not want them too.

2. No matter how fancy/clean/expensive your watering device for your chickens is they will still drink out of that dirty puddle in the corner at every available opportunity!

Anyone any more?

[ANHBUC]

No matter how often you poo pick, there will always be a fresh pile!   

[sneezer]

An open door/window is an invatation for them to enter and poop on the floor!!

[PaulineM]

No matter how many times you clear away the stones they will always manage to find more in your borders and kick them out onto the lawn for the lawn mower to hit 

[PaulineM]

There's nothing chickens love more than when you have a bbq/picnic, just remember your food is their food 

[tosca100]

They will come in under the dogs when you open the kitchen door!

[JaK]

They just love a nice cuppa, they will fly up and perch on your arm to share yours when they see an opportunity.

[Squibbs]

The pellets you put in the second feeder are always more interesting than those in the first despite the fact they have been and will always be exactly the same.

Chickens will always find their way into a netted bed, but they can't ever seem to get out without a lot of fuss.

[grinling]

If you want a large hole, get a chook to make it for you.

[rcf100]

Bare toes are irresistible chicken food.  Bare toes being pecked hurts

[grinling]

Never, ever tease a chicken.


Having a dog makes poo picking a garden easier.

[300AJC]

Say "goodbye" to your garden.

[Dawnuss]

Say bye bye to clean clothes and hello to going out in the morning in pjs and bed hair.

[cassy]

yipee,i never get dressed to go in my garden,its not like anyone can see me&if they can?who cares

[joyfull]

when digging over their run you will need extremely fast reactions as they will always jump onto the spot where your spade is just about to go in (nearly had 3 hens cut in half this morning  )