[Forgecroft]

The scene of the crime, my whole bed has been devastated, leaves eaten through at the base, one savoy cabbage eaten through the stalk so that the remaining root stalk formed a basin shape, the decapitated head left uneaten, anyone any ideas who the perpetrators are?

[gillie]

Deer? sheep? an escaped cow?

Where are you? what sort of surroundings?

Gillie