[devonbarmygardener]

Self coiling hoses. The old guy next door got one for his birthday he used it twice then loaned it to me to see if could lose it, I tried it once then lost it for him inside my wheelie bin.

 

[JayG]

Never had the misfortune to actually own one, but the last time I tried to help a friend out I over-extended the coil, lost my footing, and finished up splatted against the house wall having omitted to let go of the nozzle, by which time the hose had "bounced back" into a knot that even Houdini wouldn't have managed to untangle and escape from!