I'll tell you mine now.
Sometime ago My parents my sibling and myself, took a very posh friend to Luncheon at a Country House Restaurant.
A few days before my sister and me went to to a shop full of weird things, and bought a stink bomb !
Can you guess whats coming.
We had a lovely lunch with all the gents in their suits and ladies in their twin-sets and pearls. At the end of lunch, after we had paid the bill and had coffee etc, my sister and I went to the Ladies and let this stink bomb go. We scurried back to the table, ready to leave. The smell was absolutely disgusting as it crept into the restaurant, and noses started twitching. In the end it was so bad and nobody knew what was causing it the restaurant was evacuated. It was total pandemonium. Oh, we said, I wonder if it is a gas leak, we had better go. As did everybody else of course. Out in the carpark, the smell was lingering on peoples clothing etc, it really was dreadful.
We left and on the way through the Village location came a Fire Tender with its light flashing. Obviously going to the scene.
Later it was on local tv news and in the papers. But they were never able to find out the cause no gas leaks or anything else detected. It was a mystery.
As we absorbed this with the news and papers, Me hardly able to stop laughing. My Mother looked straight at me with very wide eyes, and said. It was you and your sister wasn't !!!! We still never owned up.
So none of you have been that naughty.
Mrs Bouquet