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Title: As an adult what is the naughtiest thing you have ever done ??
Post by: mrs bouquet on June 27, 2021, 11:56
I will tell you mine after you have all told me yours.   Mine might be too naughty to reveal !!!!!  Mrs Bouquet
Title: Re: As an adult what is the naughtiest thing you have ever done ??
Post by: mumofstig on June 27, 2021, 13:04
Mine might be too naughty to reveal !!!!! 
Mwahahaha....................mine really are  ::)
Title: Re: As an adult what is the naughtiest thing you have ever done ??
Post by: mrs bouquet on June 27, 2021, 13:46
Come on Mum own up.   Just pick the worst one and you will feel so relieved you have shared it  :lol:  Then I will tell everybody mine    :ohmy:  Mrs B
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Post by: GraciesGran on June 27, 2021, 14:47
Used to hide behind the settee when the health visitor came when the kids were babies, she was an elderly spinster who had read the books!

Not really naughty but had to be done.
Title: Re: As an adult what is the naughtiest thing you have ever done ??
Post by: jaydig on June 27, 2021, 18:34
Not me, but a friend who, sadly is no longer with us, told me years ago about her first husband who was not very nice, nor very faithful.  He was due to go out one evening for a drink with his mates or, as she knew,  his "lady friend", so she made him a lovely dinner, complete with a very nice chocolate dessert,   She said she couldn't help laughing to herself all night thinking of him anticipating a very romantic evening on the sly, but instead once the ex-lax got to work he would be spending all night on the loo.  They say revenge is sweet, but in this case the revenge WAS the sweet!
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Post by: John on June 28, 2021, 09:31
If you think I'm going to say where I buried the body, tough!
Title: Re: As an adult what is the naughtiest thing you have ever done ??
Post by: rowlandwells on June 29, 2021, 08:37
sorry folks there's just not enough space on this site to tell you all the naughtiest things I've done and of cause
 I respect  this as a family site  :lol:
Title: Re: As an adult what is the naughtiest thing you have ever done ??
Post by: snowdrops on June 29, 2021, 08:48
Probably broken the speed limit a few times ;)
Title: Re: As an adult what is the naughtiest thing you have ever done ??
Post by: John on June 29, 2021, 08:52
Probably broken the speed limit a few times ;)
Whilst skipping through the farmer's corn field? :)
Title: Re: As an adult what is the naughtiest thing you have ever done ??
Post by: snowdrops on June 29, 2021, 08:56
Probably broken the speed limit a few times ;)
Whilst skipping through the farmer's corn field? :)

Oh of course I forgot that part  :lol:
Title: Re: As an adult what is the naughtiest thing you have ever done ??
Post by: John on June 29, 2021, 09:46
Last century I worked for a national retailer from the central region's office. Not to far from the office was a mucky book shop.. We bought a magazine called Shemale, the content of which should be obvious from the title.
I then created a fake letterhead for a Harley Street clinic and we wrote a letter to the southern regional director thanking him for his enquiry and pointing out the individuals on pages 21 and 23 were clients of the clinic and he as he could see, the results were successful.
We then posted it from London (attention to detail) and waited.
Two days later the letter arrived at his office and was opened by his secretary. An hour later the Aberdeen branch knew about it! They heard it from Penzance.
All went well until we were at a full management conference a month later. Suddenly the southern director jumped up from his chair, looked at me and shouted "It was you! You [unprintable]!" I exited the room with him in hot pursuit to great amusement of the mob and confusion of the main board directors. After they were told what was going on they were in stitches.
Happy days.
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Post by: al78 on June 29, 2021, 22:22
Walk indoors on a cold winter evening without gloves on, fingers ice cold. Look for a woman sitting down with her back to me and neck exposed. Place ice cold finger tips on back of neck.

That is how you make a lassoo (lass - oooh!)
Title: Re: As an adult what is the naughtiest thing you have ever done ??
Post by: Goosegirl on July 02, 2021, 14:35
One night many years ago I was with a male friend of mine and we decided to play a joke on the chap who drove round collecting lab specimens from various places. We parked outside his home and stuffed a pair of nylons through his letterbox. The next day I had a visit from his wife who was not best pleased as they were currently entertaining the vicar for tea. 
Title: Re: As an adult what is the naughtiest thing you have ever done ??
Post by: mrs bouquet on July 03, 2021, 14:17
I'll tell you mine now.

Sometime ago My parents  my sibling  and myself,  took a very posh friend to Luncheon at a Country House Restaurant.
A few days before my sister and me went to to a shop full of weird things, and bought a stink bomb !
Can you guess whats coming.

We had a lovely lunch with all the gents in their suits and ladies in their twin-sets and pearls.   At the end of lunch, after we had paid the bill and had coffee etc, my sister and I went to the Ladies and let this stink bomb go.     We scurried back to the table, ready to leave.   The smell was absolutely disgusting as it crept into the restaurant, and noses started twitching.   In the end it was so bad and nobody knew what was causing it the restaurant was evacuated. It was total pandemonium.   Oh, we said,  I wonder if it is a gas leak, we had better go.  As did everybody else of course.   Out in the carpark, the smell was lingering on peoples clothing etc, it really was dreadful.
We left and on the way through the Village location came a Fire Tender with its light flashing.  Obviously going to the scene.
Later it was on local tv news and in the papers.     But they were never able to find out the cause no gas leaks or anything else detected.  It was a mystery.

As we absorbed this with the news and papers,  Me hardly able to stop laughing.   My Mother looked straight at me with very wide eyes, and said.   It was you and your sister wasn't  !!!!   We still never owned up.

So none of you have been that naughty.    :tongue2:   Mrs Bouquet
Title: Re: As an adult what is the naughtiest thing you have ever done ??
Post by: Aled on July 07, 2021, 10:16
Not quite as impressive: Whilst at University I turned up to a lecture, only to see a note on the door saying the lecture had been postponed. I saw the note, let rip a load of unpleasant expletive's, and turned round to see three men of the cloth standing behind me....i genuinely did not know they were behind me.... I mumbled an apology and walked off.
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Post by: Welsh Merf on July 08, 2021, 17:34
When I was in the RAF, in the days when Pontius was a pilot, I used to play all sorts of tricks on people, examples being:

a) changing the contents of the blokes next door's shower gel to Deep Heat (there was a lot of screaming).

b) there was another bloke who used to cut himself every time he shaved, but kept putting on a brave face when he splashed Old Spice on it in front of us - until I changed the Old Spice to a salt and vinegar solution.

c) crouched down behind a tall bully, reached between his legs gently and pinched a woman's bottom. The slap could be heard across the room, and he just stood there speechless (enough time for me to scarper - otherwise I don't think I'd be writing this now!)

Oh . . . those were the days of frivolous fun!  :D