[mkhenry]

Does boy-wee work, I wonder?  Or does it only get effective post puberty?  My little lad's favourite allotment job is peeing on the compost  :roll:

The answer is no.It must be full scale fresh male wee,and it works better if you have a good booze up first,and the more men who do it at the same time the better.The male testosterone must be in full flood and bursting or at least mature.So that lets WG out for a start.Which is the best excuse for a party up the lottie you will ever get.
Because badgers will pull down branches playing who can wee the highest is a good idea...............Just think at lotties up and down the country wee parties will be on most weekends    
If you do not have a lot of men around then you can save it up for a day or two then pour it around the boundry.Not so much fun and will take a little longer but it will work.

[ytyynycefn]

Mate, I'm SO glad I don't have badgers!   :shock:

[mkhenry]

My son is potty training at the moment, and I use any outdorr potty fulls to accelarate the compost!

Thats great Loubylou29 it works and is good for everyone.I wish more people would follow your example.

[Puff]

Just think at lotties up and down the country wee parties will be on most weekends    

What a bizarre mental image that conjures up!  :shock:

[fletch]

Does this wee thing work for cats? I have a real problem with cats sh@tting all over my allotment, really not pleasant when you are trying to do a bit of hand weeding...........

Fletch

[mkhenry]

Does this wee thing work for cats? I have a real problem with cats sh@tting all over my allotment, really not pleasant when you are trying to do a bit of hand weeding...........

Fletch

Sorry no is the short answer,but I have covered cat problems on other postings.

[flowerlady]

..... My little lad's favourite allotment job is peeing on the compost  :roll:

     

[David.]

A badger chose the exact spot where I would walk to the top of our plots and relieve myself to keep tearing holes in our rabbit fencing until I replaced that section with weldmesh.

[liz from the fizz]

I just have this vision that if you are a girl on your own at the lotties that you have to go around the men and 'tap them up' so to speak.  Mental image forming    

[brucesgirl]

Its alright for you men, but where do us ladies go? I am new, and have had to nip behind next doors shed as we haven't got ours yet, but what do I do when they are around?

[mkhenry]

Its alright for you men, but where do us ladies go? I am new, and have had to nip behind next doors shed as we haven't got ours yet, but what do I do when they are around?

There is a gadget on the market that allows a lady to wee standing up like a man.It can also collect the waste product in a container for the lady to dispose of later, or it can jet out the way a mans stream does.That should cure your problem.  
It was shown on Dragons Den

[Fat Hen]

mkhenry, does this work for cats?  No badgers in my area but overun with the bl**dy felines and they dodo everywhere.

[mkhenry]

Does this wee thing work for cats? I have a real problem with cats sh@tting all over my allotment, really not pleasant when you are trying to do a bit of hand weeding...........

Fletch

This question from Fletch and then from Fat Hen made me reread my old notes made in 1959 and it says that this tip works for Badgers and Cats.It was so long ago I had forgotten.So well done Fletch and Fat Hen for reminding me.

[Fat Hen]

Be careful about getting cat sh*t on you, cats carry a protozoan called toxacaria that can cause blindness and brain damage.


There were a number of cases during the long hot summer of 76 in the harrogate area, where people had picknicked on the stray where cats/dogs had shat.

Dogs can carry it hence we worm our dogs, but the protozoan is dependent on the cat, how many cat owners worm them :?: