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Poultry and Pets => The Hen House => Topic started by: daveinmanc on January 14, 2008, 16:18

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: daveinmanc on January 14, 2008, 16:18

just doing what ducks do, which is, apparently just get on with it and have fun lol  :D

had to censor the last one though due to explicit content  . . . . .hmmm    :shock:


typical every morning  lol  . . . . .  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEPifaIU3ks)


ducks going quackers  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm8Uk27fJgI)


3 little ducks having fun  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErUTAvEtvzU)


censored  . . . . . .    :shock:


steve gets fruity  . . . (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7pBif3Ta7A)

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: WG. on January 14, 2008, 16:43

Quickly - go take a note of the hit counts on each video.  I know which one will attract most attention from this lot !

You are evidently enjoying having your ducks (so much more intelligent than chickens :snigger:)

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: mumsy on January 14, 2008, 16:45

Can't wait for Babe's reply to your comment WG !!!!!!!

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: daveinmanc on January 14, 2008, 16:48

lol W.G

i didnt know you could make your text so small  . . . . . . .

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: Jellyhead on January 14, 2008, 18:44

They are such good fun to watch. Lovely ducks Dave. You gettn any eggies?

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: daveinmanc on January 14, 2008, 18:58

no not yet F.C  . . . . . . . .

too young yet to thye best of my knowledge, when we got them a month ago the chap said they were around 4 to 5 months old so that'd make em around 6 months now and if i remember correctly they dont start laying till around 12 months (ish)

so it looks like the spring/summer before we get to sample their delights lol  :?

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: WG. on January 14, 2008, 19:28

Mmmm - Steve certainly seems to think it'll be earlier than that.  Bet you have your own eggs for Easter - maybe even St Valentines Dat.

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: slowef on January 14, 2008, 19:33

If they're boffing the eggs will come any day soon :oops:

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: daveinmanc on January 14, 2008, 19:43

erm  . . . . . . .

steve's been 'boffing' since about oooooooooh lets say  . . . . . . . . . . .

the end of the second week lol  :shock:

now at first  . . . .  it appeared that his particular 'special' girl, who is the more confident one, didn't have a lot of say in the matter ( there's bound to be comparisons about that remark  surely lol) but now he seems less fussy/and or/ has decided to 'spread his 'love' around' . . . . . . .

well, he is a caring sharing kinda guy . . . . . . lol  . . . . .

can they really lay  this young ???

i will be amazed if that happens so soon, really had resigned myself to a much longer wait lol  :shock:

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: daveinmanc on January 14, 2008, 19:45

i meant to add that his 'boffing' isnt a long drawn out affair and its all over in seconds but i now feel like i'm digging myself a very very deep hole here lol  :shock:

think i best quit while i'm ahead  . . . . . . lol

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: WG. on January 14, 2008, 19:48

Quote from: "http://www.duckeggs.co.uk/ducks.htm"

Our ducks arrive at Horton Farm when they are one day old, and start laying eggs about 5 months later.  When they finish their second lay, at nearly 3 years old, we re-home them.

Your first duck egg breakfast beckons.  Make it soft poached on toast with a little HP sauce and tabasco.

Not that I'm trying to get you excited about it, you understand.

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: daveinmanc on January 14, 2008, 19:49

dont know if this is normal behavior but he also seems to have a habit of doing a 'lap of honour' around the garden straight after lol . . . . .

why do i get the feeling that if munty was about i'd be getting a reply that just says  . . .

' werks fer me '  . . . . . .

 :shock:

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: babe on January 14, 2008, 19:54

Quote from: "WG."

(so much more intelligent than chickens :snigger:)

do you really think we cant  see you :roll:
(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa171/happy-valley/meal_15.gif)

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: WG. on January 14, 2008, 19:56

Rats  :oops:  :oops:  - I was hoping you were one of those folks who only read the last post on a thread

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: babe on January 14, 2008, 20:02

ah but has aunty seen it yet...... how long have you been out of the dungeon waggy? :wink:

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: WG. on January 14, 2008, 20:09

Just long enough to get my eyes acclimatised to the daylight :(

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: Jellyhead on January 14, 2008, 20:26

Dave my ducks started laying beginning of December and they were about 7-8 months approx. All 4 girls give us an egg a day and they are lovely. I cant understand why some people don't like them. I dont think they are THAT strong. :? Anyway, your girls should start laying soon, how exciting :D

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: Aunt Sally on January 14, 2008, 20:54

Quote from: "babe"

ah but has aunty seen it yet...... how long have you been out of the dungeon waggy? :wink:

Not long - and he's treading on egg shells  :lol:

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: daveinmanc on January 14, 2008, 21:09

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you know what you've done now don't ya  . . . . . . . .


wait fer it . . . . . .


wait fer it  . . . . . . . . . . . .


you've gone n got me  . . . . . .


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all ' eggs-cited'



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lol couldn't resist that one  . . . . . .

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: Aunt Sally on January 14, 2008, 21:12

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: babe on January 14, 2008, 21:35

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: 3 little ducks . . . . . .
Post by: Jellyhead on January 15, 2008, 17:56

:lol:  :lol:  :lol: