[Growster...]

I'll have you know, young, fragrant Goosey, that we ordered a takeaway from our local pub last Friday, and paid online with the card.

When I checked our statement on Monday - a habit since Amazon rooked us, twice - I noticed he hadn't put some ale on! When we re-ordered yesterday, I asked him what had happened, and he just said he'd forgotten to charge us, so we're now adding the beer price to next Sunday's roast!

So there! ;0)