Cleaning my butt

stompy · « **on:** May 31, 2006, 10:05 »

I got 2 new butts last night and they have had a foaming agent in them.

What is the safest way of cleaning them, and is it ok to use washing up liquid, don't want to kill my plants with any fairy residue.

twysted1 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 31, 2006, 10:18 »

he he he you have a foaming, agent leaving fairy residue in your but and you want to know how to clean it.
i would suggest you get into a very hot shower with a good shower gel and not washing up liquid (it dries the skin to much) and scub yourself very hard with a scrubbing brush.
dirty man

stompy · « **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2006, 10:27 »

Ouch :!: :!: :!:

twysted1 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2006, 10:41 »

sorry about that but i couldn't resist, in fact i am still childishy gigglling uncontrollably. ah well that started my day with a laugh thankyou.

stompy · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2006, 10:48 »

Glad i could make you laugh.

I'v got a load of water in my butt now and it's really foamy, should be nice and clean though (where did i put that de-foamer) :cry: :o

twysted1 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2006, 10:50 »

salt may stop the foaming. i think this because it is impossible to get a good lather when washing in the sea with soap.
oh and washing up liquid would be just fine just rinse well, in fact i have been told that very weak washing up liquid makes good aphid deterant

stompy · « **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2006, 10:55 »

Found the de-foamer, it's what we used in the orange vax machine.

Not much of it though, think i'l try salt as well, cheers twysted.

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twysted1 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 31, 2006, 14:08 »

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