MELLOWMIKE:
Lynx dung? I like it! Unfortunately I can't think of anything similar in Aberdeen, but am working on it. Asked down at the allotments about rabbits. Apparently they're on the way down. We have buzzards, which are helping considerably and somebody has a ferret. Now there's an idea...
JOHN: I put your suggestion of trying the Council for fencing to the gents at the allotment on Saturday. It was the best laugh they'd had in months!
Our Council is now much better than it used to be, I'm told. However I wasted an entire season last year waiting for them to come and rotavate the plot (they
told me to wait and they'd do it or I wouldn't have done). They then sent a snotty letter threatening to kick me off because I hadn't 'brought the allotment up to standard'! To be fair to them, when I wrote to them and explained they retracted it.
Ah well, back to the day job...
Elizabeth