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Eating and Drinking => Homebrew => Topic started by: seadart on June 07, 2007, 19:30

Title: Banana Skins
Post by: seadart on June 07, 2007, 19:30
I remember an old friend telling me to put a banana skin in the fermenting bucket with wine before you rack it into the demijohn and I can't for the life of me remember why. :oops:  Anyone else heard of this?
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: flatcap on June 07, 2007, 19:48
never heard of that before ,but you can use black boiled bananas to clear a hazy wine
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: WG. on June 07, 2007, 20:03
Quote from: "http://homedistiller.org/wash-grain.htm"
A reliable source of a-amylase enzymes is ginger and I believe the inside white part of a banana skin.
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: richyrich7 on June 07, 2007, 20:06
Banana skins are good for shining black patent leather shoes.
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: seadart on June 07, 2007, 20:26
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a-amylase enzymes


That was it enzymes! Thanks
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: Aunt Sally on June 07, 2007, 20:34
Quote from: "richyrich7"
Banana skins are good for shining black patent leather shoes.
Do you use them on yours Richy  :shock:   :wink:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: richyrich7 on June 07, 2007, 21:31
Quote from: "Aunt Sally"
Quote from: "richyrich7"
Banana skins are good for shining black patent leather shoes.
Do you use them on yours Richy  :shock:   :wink:


No not really the patent leather type, prefer rubber  :wink:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: Ice on June 07, 2007, 21:34
Quote from: "richyrich7"
Banana skins are good for shining black patent leather shoes.


And a good way to shine up your rubber plant leaves apparently instead of leafshine.   :wink:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: richyrich7 on June 07, 2007, 21:36
Quote from: "Ice hockey mad"
Quote from: "richyrich7"
Banana skins are good for shining black patent leather shoes.


And a good way to shine up your rubber plant leaves apparently instead of leafshine.   :wink:


Yeah but won't the monkeys then eat the rubber plant
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: Ice on June 07, 2007, 21:42
Quote from: "richyrich7"
Quote from: "Ice hockey mad"
Quote from: "richyrich7"
Banana skins are good for shining black patent leather shoes.


And a good way to shine up your rubber plant leaves apparently instead of leafshine.   :wink:


Yeah but won't the monkeys then eat the rubber plant


No it's true, believe me it really works.  Honest guv. :lol:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: richyrich7 on June 07, 2007, 21:44
Have you tried it then ? I'm not doubting you IHM just worried that the monkeys might get jaw ache  :lol:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: Ice on June 07, 2007, 21:47
What's this obsession with monkeys RR, we ought to be told. :wink:

By the way, I feel terrible hijacking yet another thread with hilarious banter. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :wink:   Sorry.

Yeah, it works too.
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: richyrich7 on June 07, 2007, 21:52
Quote from: "Ice hockey mad"
What's this obsession with monkeys RR, we ought to be told. :wink:



Just thought I'd see how long it took someone to ask  :wink:  :lol:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: Ice on June 07, 2007, 21:54
Is it the monkey glands that make you the man you are? :wink:  :shock:  :lol:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: WG. on June 07, 2007, 21:54
Quote from: "Ice hockey mad"
By the way, I feel terrible hijacking yet another thread with hilarious banter
Which thread was that then?  I must have missed it!  :roll:  :roll:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: Ice on June 07, 2007, 21:56
WG's tipple as I recall. :lol:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: WG. on June 07, 2007, 21:58
Why thank you.  I'll have a large Macallan, no ice.
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: richyrich7 on June 07, 2007, 21:59
Quote from: "Ice hockey mad"
Is it the monkey glands that make you the man you are? :wink:  :shock:  :lol:


Voroneff's procedure: "The monkey gland would be cut in pieces of about two centimeters long by a half centimeter wide and a few millimeters deep. The surgeon would then introduce two grafts in the scrotum, which he fixed with stitches taken off after eight days."   :shock:

Eek no way sounds nasty,  :lol:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: Ice on June 07, 2007, 21:59
I'll have a large ice, no Macallan please. :lol:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: Ice on June 07, 2007, 22:01
Quote from: "richyrich7"
Quote from: "Ice hockey mad"
Is it the monkey glands that make you the man you are? :wink:  :shock:  :lol:


Voroneff's procedure: "The monkey gland would be cut in pieces of about two centimeters long by a half centimeter wide and a few millimeters deep. The surgeon would then introduce two grafts in the scrotum, which he fixed with stitches taken off after eight days."   :shock:

Eek no way sounds nasty,  :lol:


Methinks you protest too much RR.  Guilty as charged. :wink:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: WG. on June 07, 2007, 22:01
Quote from: "richyrich7"
Voroneff's procedure: "The monkey gland would be cut in pieces of about two centimeters long by a half centimeter wide and a few millimeters deep. The surgeon would then introduce two grafts in the scrotum, which he fixed with stitches taken off after eight days."  

Simpler to wait until winter in the Highlands - then they simply freeze off without surgery.
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: Ice on June 07, 2007, 22:02
Quote from: "whisky_golf"
Quote from: "richyrich7"
Voroneff's procedure: "The monkey gland would be cut in pieces of about two centimeters long by a half centimeter wide and a few millimeters deep. The surgeon would then introduce two grafts in the scrotum, which he fixed with stitches taken off after eight days."  

Simpler to wait until winter in the Highlands - then they simply freeze off without surgery.


That explains a lot. :shock:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: WG. on June 07, 2007, 22:04
Voroneff's procedure eh?  Imagine being world famous for something like that !!!!
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: richyrich7 on June 07, 2007, 22:04
Quote from: "Ice hockey mad"
Quote from: "whisky_golf"
Quote from: "richyrich7"
Voroneff's procedure: "The monkey gland would be cut in pieces of about two centimeters long by a half centimeter wide and a few millimeters deep. The surgeon would then introduce two grafts in the scrotum, which he fixed with stitches taken off after eight days."  

Simpler to wait until winter in the Highlands - then they simply freeze off without surgery.


That explains a lot. :shock:


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Title: Banana Skins
Post by: Ice on June 07, 2007, 22:06
Me bad. :twisted:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: richyrich7 on June 07, 2007, 22:10
Quote from: "Ice hockey mad"
Me bad. :twisted:


Naughty Ice Hockey  :lol:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: Ice on June 07, 2007, 22:22
Quote from: "richyrich7"
Quote from: "Ice hockey mad"
Me bad. :twisted:


Naughty Ice Hockey  :lol:


I really want to be good, but I just can't.  It's not in my nature, thankfully. :wink:  :twisted:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: richyrich7 on June 07, 2007, 22:24
Thank goodness for that  :lol:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: Ice on June 07, 2007, 22:31
By the way.  Would Voroneff's procedure be the inspiration for the Nutcracker Suite? :wink:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: richyrich7 on June 07, 2007, 22:41
Quote from: "Ice hockey mad"
By the way.  Would Voroneff's procedure be the inspiration for the Nutcracker Suite? :wink:


Ouch your bringing tears to my eyes, can we please change the subject  :lol:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: Ice on June 07, 2007, 22:50
And the subject was?  Completely forgotten.  Sorry, thread poster. :cry:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: seadart on June 08, 2007, 19:46
I was going to ask if anyone had heard of spreading active yeast on toast and floating it in a bin full of wine must but I don't know where this thread would end up!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: richyrich7 on June 08, 2007, 21:07
But you have  :wink:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: GrannieAnnie on June 08, 2007, 21:23
I have heard of that one Seadart, but never tried it, you'd think the soggy bread would make the wine cloudy wouldn't you?
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: Ice on June 08, 2007, 21:56
My lips are sealed. 8)
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: seadart on June 08, 2007, 21:57
My ex had a wine recipe book from way back it was like a Mrs Beaton but she took it with her.

I seem to remember it saying use egg shells to clear the wine after the floating of the yeast but I could be wrong. Anyway it was worth posting on here for the fun lol
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: seadart on June 08, 2007, 21:58
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My lips are sealed.


Shame! lol
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: Ice on June 08, 2007, 22:02
But..............  I did try something like it years ago and it was no use as a drink but cured a particularly nasty rash on the nether regions.  And I don't mean Holland. :wink:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: seadart on June 09, 2007, 16:01
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it was no use as a drink but cured a particularly nasty rash on the nether regions.


You sure that wasn't yoghurt?  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Banana Skins
Post by: Scribbler on October 09, 2007, 14:40
The toast trick was a way of top fermenting I think, rather than having all the yeast in the bottom (please don't!)