[hamstergbert]

Mary had a little lamb,
T'was colourblind, and so
It couldn't tell the red from green
And which was 'Stop' or 'Go'.
It followed her to school one day,
(A silly thing to do)
It crossed the road against the lights
And wallop - mutton stew!


Mary had a little lamb
And so of course the Daily Mail had a scaremongering headline about Cloning and Genetic Modified Organisms the very next day

[Y.E.A.H]

i've got one 

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.

 

[mike1987]

mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
50 volts went up its bum
and now its made of nylon

[GTFC197]

And remember its a family forum.
(Aunty is watching)


I'd better stay off then .

[Aunt Sally]

 

[GTFC197]

Sorry, can't keep away Auntie.

Paddy's wife is involved in a bad car crash.
In the hospital she is just talking gobbledy gook and the worried doctor asks Paddy,

"is she fully compus mentus?"

"No", says Paddy,



"she is just third party, fire and theft"

[horsepooisgood]

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot the shepherd

[horsepooisgood]

I took the dog over to the park to play frisbee with him this evening.

It was absolute rubbish.

I must get a flatter dog.

[John]

I took the dog over to the park to play frisbee with him this evening.

It was absolute rubbish.

I must get a flatter dog.

Killer!! 

[Y.E.A.H]

I took the dog over to the park to play frisbee with him this evening.

It was absolute rubbish.

I must get a flatter dog.

that's a good one 

[Paul Plots]

I took the dog over to the park to play frisbee with him this evening.

It was absolute rubbish.

I must get a flatter dog.

Any more like that one and we're all be hounded by the RSPC eh?    

[davethespread]

i have just watched a film about a couple who bought a haunted yoghurt

paranormal activia

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whats got twenty faces and three teeth

an episode of the jeremy kyle show

[Nige2Plots]

Two Owls playing Pool.................................. Two hits to who

[Bizzi Lizzi]

Where does virgin wool come from?

Ugly sheep!

[horsepooisgood]

One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied, 'It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow'