[mumofstig]

As John's poorly back has meant the forum lights haven't been put up - I thought I'd put them up in the shed, like we used to, when we were all much younger 
https://chat.allotment-garden.org/index.php?topic=4574.1845

But …………it really does need a good clear out first 
How on earth did it manage to get like this?

[New shoot]

Now that needs a tidy fer sure 

OK - I'll get a skip in and we will bung the lot in there and start again.  What do we need?  Chairs, a table, a woodburner would be good.  I'll see what I can womble up from the forum basement.  Who is organising the food and drink? 

[Aunt Sally]

Skip lorry has arrived. Did you think we might need more than one, New Shoot ? 

[Yorkie]

As long as we don't let people loose with matches … we all know what happens then 

[mumofstig]

As long as we don't let people loose with matches … we all know what happens then 

    

[Aunt Sally]

Oh noooo... Don't remind me!

Was it Shaun who kept burning our shed down ?

[mumofstig]

I think so...

[New shoot]

So no matches, candles or lighters then 

How am I going to flame my Potentially Pole-axing Plot Punch then for the party    I've already started the still up with the cabbage stalks and potato peelings 

[mumofstig]

That's a good excuse for a bonfire - but, needless to say, well away from the shed 

[New shoot]

Oh don't worry ... I've watched Moonshiners and I know the drill    It is well hidden behind a manure stack so Auntie doesn't find me and tell me off for bringing the site into disrepute 

[Aunt Sally]

Hey... !!@#!!#*!!*

Who set the compost bin on fire 

[mumofstig]

Oooooops! that's one way of getting rid of the rubbish, New shoot 

[New shoot]

That wasn't me 

I told you - I've watched Moonshiners and I have the set-up all off pat    Ok it is a bit wet and drippy behind the manure and under the bramble patch, but the steaming dung masks the still smoke and the odd drip in just adds to the flavour 

[New shoot]

I think I have worked out what happened.  Those rednecks I got in to help with the still were deep frying a turkey.  Seems having a holiday turkey disaster is something of a tradition with them 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgGf38ngXHw

I've sent them down to the other end of the site, so the shed is safe 

[mumofstig]

Now we're a bit cleaner I've sewn some bunting, who moved the hammer and tacks?