[WG.]

That could explain why a couple of my hens try to 'mate' with the others.  I just thought i had a couple who 'bat for the other side' so to speak!!

A Cowboy is sitting at the bar when the woman next to him asks, "Are you a real cowboy?"

"Shure am Ma'am, could ride a horse before I could walk.  Compete in rodeos.  I brand cattle.  Break in wild horses.  Wear spurs.  Spend entire days in the saddle so I guess that makes me a Cowboy.  How 'bout you?"

"Well actually, I'm a lesbian. I think about women from the moment I get up until the moment I drift off to sleep.  I dream about women.  I even daydream about women.  Guess that makes me a lesbian"


Shocked and speechless, the cowboy moves down to the other end of the bar.  He sits down beside a bloke who asks, "Heh, you look like a real Cowboy".

"Shoot pardner, thats what I thought but I just found out I'm a lesbian"

[Aunt Sally]