[mumofstig]

  

[rogerbodger]

Rogerbodger, I'd withdraw gracefully from the field if I were you!

[cadalot]

In the support of rogerbodger

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

[MalcW]

Would it be socially unacceptable to admit that Rogerbodger's 'Men and women' joke really made me laugh?

Thought so...

[rogerbodger]

[mumofstig]

This just made me LOL 

[rogerbodger]

I became confused whenever I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies:
  Banking 'Service'
  Postal 'Service'
  Telephone 'Service'
  Satellite TV 'Service'
  Government & Council 'Service'
  Customer'Service'
  Bureaucratic 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.
Then I visited my uncle, he's a farmer, and he hired a bull to 'Service' his cows.
Suddenly WOW !!
It all became oh, so clear !
Now I understand what all those agencies are doing when they ‘service’ us !

[Tenhens]

Tim Vine has been busy at the Edinburgh Festival with this .

"I've decided to sell my hoover , well it was just collecting dust.

[rogerbodger]

• I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
  
  
• I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
  
  
• And the Lord said unto John: ‘Come forth and you will receive eternal life’. But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
  
  
• What did the octogenarian pirate say? Aye Matey.
  
  
• How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg.
  
  
• Someone stole my mood ring. I don’t know how I feel about that.
  
  
• Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay. You have my Word.

[joyfull]

 

[Yorkie]

Very good, rodgerbodger 

[Growster...]

A man was seen eating gunpowder in the town centre.

Searching police are awaiting reports...

[rogerbodger]

A man goes to see the doctor and says, "Doctor, I think I'm a moth".

The doctor says, "I think you need a psychiatrist".

The man says, "I know but your light was on".

[jay001]

 WOMAN HAVE RIGHTS TO YOU KNOW . . . .my wife has just knocked me out with hers !!

[rogerbodger]

Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in.

Only used it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick.

It's great though. It does everything – KitKats, Mars , Snickers, Crisps.......