Well, she's gone...under the knife.

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Kleftiwallah

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Well, she's gone...under the knife.
« on: July 29, 2021, 07:50 »
Good morning everyone.

well at 06:30 this morning a good friend took away the memsahib to have a small tumor removed from her left breast and at the sawbones suggestion to have her gravity enhanced pendulous appendages reduced to a more comfortable size.

She did see the humour of the rendition of one of her favourite songs from her bestest liked group, The Bay City Rollers,   "Bye bye Booby, Booby Bye Bye"

The only thing I'm worried about is, who's going to make me tea?

Cheers,   Tony. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

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Lardman

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Re: Well, she's gone...under the knife.
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2021, 08:57 »
The breast of luck with it, hopefully everything will go well.

 As for the tea - don't panic too much there are online instruction video's a manuals for just such emergency occasions.  :D
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Re: Well, she's gone...under the knife.
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2021, 10:06 »
Best of luck to your better half, Klefty. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Well, she's gone...under the knife.
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2021, 12:44 »
Better learn how to make that tea double quick.  She's going to need looking after once she's back.  Joking aside, hope all goes well and her recovery is swift.

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Re: Well, she's gone...under the knife.
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2021, 14:24 »
Please make allowances when she comes home.  I used to work for a well known mother and baby chain and helped one or two ladies with support bras after they  had had breast reductions. I hadn't appreciated how painful it can be afterwards until everything heals up.  It's not as simple as having implants, so she will definitely need looking after for a while.

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Re: Well, she's gone...under the knife.
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2021, 16:56 »
I hope the surgeon remembers to reduce them both  :lol: :lol:.     All joking aside. I hope she is ok and  having a chuckle thinking about your meal tonight.  You have better start reading up, she will need help.  Good luck to you both !,  best regards,  Mrs Bouquet
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Re: Well, she's gone...under the knife.
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2021, 17:38 »
Best wishes to your OH, you better learn a few cooks tricks pronto or youll be mightily reduced in size too by the time shes ready to handle a pan again  :lol:
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Re: Well, she's gone...under the knife.
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2021, 18:20 »
Many thanks for all those messages of kindness,  I'll try to struggle along untill the memsahib is fully serviceable once more!

That was one of the main things my beloved was worries about mrs bouquet, being chinese...

Wan Hung Lo :D :D :D :D

Cheers and thanks once more, now where's that tin opener!!

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Re: Well, she's gone...under the knife.
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2021, 18:46 »
Please pass on my very best wishes to Mrs Klefti. 

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Re: Well, she's gone...under the knife.
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2021, 18:58 »
Good luck Mrs Klefti hope you make a speedy recovery  :)
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Re: Well, she's gone...under the knife.
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2021, 21:48 »
Hoping that all went well today  :)
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Re: Well, she's gone...under the knife.
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2021, 10:31 »
I'm echoing all the good wishes to your memsahib but ... it's not only the cooking you have to swot up on, it's anything that involves lifting, pushing or pulling so you'd better look at some online vids for things like washing up, loading the dishwasher and washing machine, hoovering (oh yes!), making the beds, pegging out the washing, and anything else her little heart desires because she's worth it!  ;)
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Kleftiwallah

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Re: Well, she's gone...under the knife.
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2021, 10:54 »
Nothing like putting a downer on the situation Eh Goosegirl?! :lol:

A picture has been transitted and the appearance is marvelous.  I hope the recuperation is effective and swift!

Cheers,  Tony :D

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Re: Well, she's gone...under the knife.
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2021, 15:56 »
It will be quite some time before the lady is fully up to lifting and such again.

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Re: Well, she's gone...under the knife.
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2021, 18:25 »
Hello everyone,  my beloved is home demanding cups of tea (well no change there then),  looking groggy, understandably sleepy, achey, bruised and all you would expect following a major surgery. :)
Very miffed she hasn't lost any weight!!!

Cheers,  Tony.
« Last Edit: July 30, 2021, 18:30 by Kleftiwallah »


 

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