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Title: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: mumofstig on December 05, 2021, 11:42
Come on admit it, who, like me, is trying to get them smashed as quick as they can, with one swipe?

 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: Yorkie on December 05, 2021, 12:26
 :lol:

I always miss one  ::) 8)

Sometimes I like to do them in trios of colour, next to each other. The sounds are always varied  :D
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: snowdrops on December 05, 2021, 16:51
Lol Id forgotten about that, just had a go  :lol:
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: Growster... on December 05, 2021, 17:07
Every year, I click to get here, and wonder why a noise comes from somewhere near the keyboard...

I thought it might be Mrs Growster's new mobile phone (We won £25.00 on Paypal's Christmas Draw), so that's a Billy Bargain!

But no, it's John's Christmas lights again, so all is well!

And, thanks to chums here, a huge mug of Bovril is doing the business...:0)
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: snowdrops on December 05, 2021, 18:35
 :( no sounds here?
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: Aunt Sally on December 05, 2021, 22:54
:( no sounds here?

Me neither. It doesn’t seem to work on an I-pad.
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: snowdrops on December 05, 2021, 23:41
:( no sounds here?

Me neither. It doesn’t seem to work on an I-pad.
Ahh right hadn’t thought of that
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: jaydig on December 06, 2021, 08:51
Guilty!!!!
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: Kleftiwallah on December 06, 2021, 09:55
Far far better than the black snowflakes of a few years ago!

Cheers,  Tony.
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: AndyRVTR on December 06, 2021, 17:03
Me... and I'm still trying  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: rowlandwells on December 06, 2021, 17:13
hello hello hello what's going on here then smashing lights I think you need to come along with me to the police station we don't allow smashing lights on this site :lol:

Dixon of dock green wouldn't tolerate you smashing our forum lights  >:(  so  the court finds you guilty and fines you five bob to be payed at a penny a week  :mad: and let that teach you a lesson you can't go around vandalizing our forum lights  :(
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: mumofstig on December 06, 2021, 18:01
hello hello hello what's going on here then smashing lights I think you need to come along with me to the police station we don't allow smashing lights on this site  :lol:
Oh yes we do  :lol: :lol: They are self-repairing lights, so a policeman wouldn't find any damage, even if they did bother to come outside the police station.
Has anyone actually seen a living, breathing policeman lately? I'm beginning to wonder if all we have is cardboard cut outs at the station windows, mmmmm.
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: rowlandwells on December 07, 2021, 17:06
and yes I honestly seen a policeman on Saturday because I was following two policemen in the patrol car and they turned left without indicating but I did wave to them Honest I did with one finger :D :D :D
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: MrsPea on December 07, 2021, 18:16
just done it  :lol:
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: rowlandwells on December 09, 2021, 13:35
sounds like you've all had a smashing time :lol:
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: Christine on December 09, 2021, 17:40
:( no sounds here?
I had to turn my speakers on to get the sound.
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: mumofstig on December 09, 2021, 19:10
:( no sounds here?
I had to turn my speakers on to get the sound.
That'd make  a lot of difference :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: jezza on December 10, 2021, 06:54
Hello just trying to smash the lights ,for some reason this morning they are right over December jobs  and wont break just brings up the jobs     so frustrating     jezza
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: snowdrops on December 10, 2021, 08:46
:( no sounds here?
I had to turn my speakers on to get the sound.
That'd make  a lot of difference :lol: :lol:

Yes I turned my sound up on the iPad  :lol: but no sounds, must try it on the big girl  :lol:
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: MrsPea on December 10, 2021, 18:43
No sound here either  :ohmy:
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: Aunt Sally on December 10, 2021, 22:01
Hello just trying to smash the lights ,for some reason this morning they are right over December jobs  and wont break just brings up the jobs     so frustrating     jezza

I’ve sent Worzel up the ladder to hoist them up a bit for you, jezza.  :D
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: Growster... on December 11, 2021, 11:47
It now looks as though the young lady on the right, (is that you, Val), is picking a range of ripening red/green/blue fruit or veg, so I'd hate to burst one of those all over such finery!
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: rowlandwells on December 11, 2021, 16:21
still smashing our lights are we you little vandals you wait till get hold of you your going to feel my belt round your backside and that goes for the boys to  :D
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: mumofstig on December 11, 2021, 16:31
still smashing our lights are we you little vandals you wait till get hold of you your going to feel my belt round your backside and that goes for the boys to  :D

Ooooh! Promises, promises  :blush:
 :tongue2:  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: jezza on December 15, 2021, 07:31
Hello I got the lights in a position that I can smash  them ,forgot i had volume on phone full whack  I'd been working outside  smashed the lights my mother jumped out of here skin, she said what the heck was that I showed her,now every time i come on this site she has to break the lights at least a couple of times   jezza
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: rowlandwells on December 15, 2021, 15:49
you pair of vandals anyway did your mother have a smashing time  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Smashing the forum lights
Post by: salixer on December 16, 2021, 23:35
It took me quite a while to work out what was happening as the "fireworks" began  ["What was that ?"]
Now I know, I find it quite amusing to see how many I can blow-up in a swipe !!