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Title: Well, she's gone...under the knife.
Post by: Kleftiwallah on July 29, 2021, 07:50

Good morning everyone.

well at 06:30 this morning a good friend took away the memsahib to have a small tumor removed from her left breast and at the sawbones suggestion to have her gravity enhanced pendulous appendages reduced to a more comfortable size.

She did see the humour of the rendition of one of her favourite songs from her bestest liked group, The Bay City Rollers,   "Bye bye Booby, Booby Bye Bye"

The only thing I'm worried about is, who's going to make me tea?

Cheers,   Tony. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

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Post by: Lardman on July 29, 2021, 08:57

The breast of luck with it, hopefully everything will go well.

 As for the tea - don't panic too much there are online instruction video's a manuals for just such emergency occasions.  :D

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Post by: Aunt Sally on July 29, 2021, 10:06

Best of luck to your better half, Klefty. :lol: :lol:

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Post by: Debz on July 29, 2021, 12:44

Better learn how to make that tea double quick.  She's going to need looking after once she's back.  Joking aside, hope all goes well and her recovery is swift.

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Post by: jaydig on July 29, 2021, 14:24

Please make allowances when she comes home.  I used to work for a well known mother and baby chain and helped one or two ladies with support bras after they  had had breast reductions. I hadn't appreciated how painful it can be afterwards until everything heals up.  It's not as simple as having implants, so she will definitely need looking after for a while.

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Post by: mrs bouquet on July 29, 2021, 16:56

I hope the surgeon remembers to reduce them both  :lol: :lol:.     All joking aside. I hope she is ok and  having a chuckle thinking about your meal tonight.  You have better start reading up, she will need help.  Good luck to you both !,  best regards,  Mrs Bouquet

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Post by: snowdrops on July 29, 2021, 17:38

Best wishes to your OH, you better learn a few cooks tricks pronto or you’ll be mightily reduced in size too by the time she’s ready to handle a pan again  :lol:

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Post by: Kleftiwallah on July 29, 2021, 18:20

Many thanks for all those messages of kindness,  I'll try to struggle along untill the memsahib is fully serviceable once more!

That was one of the main things my beloved was worries about mrs bouquet, being chinese...

Wan Hung Lo :D :D :D :D

Cheers and thanks once more, now where's that tin opener!!

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Post by: wighty on July 29, 2021, 18:46

Please pass on my very best wishes to Mrs Klefti. 

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Post by: MrsPea on July 29, 2021, 18:58

Good luck Mrs Klefti hope you make a speedy recovery  :)

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Post by: Yorkie on July 29, 2021, 21:48

Hoping that all went well today  :)

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Post by: Goosegirl on July 30, 2021, 10:31

I'm echoing all the good wishes to your memsahib but ... it's not only the cooking you have to swot up on, it's anything that involves lifting, pushing or pulling so you'd better look at some online vids for things like washing up, loading the dishwasher and washing machine, hoovering (oh yes!), making the beds, pegging out the washing, and anything else her little heart desires because she's worth it!  ;)

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Post by: Kleftiwallah on July 30, 2021, 10:54

Nothing like putting a downer on the situation Eh Goosegirl?! :lol:

A picture has been transitted and the appearance is marvelous.  I hope the recuperation is effective and swift!

Cheers,  Tony :D

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Post by: Christine on July 30, 2021, 15:56

It will be quite some time before the lady is fully up to lifting and such again.

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Post by: Kleftiwallah on July 30, 2021, 18:25

Hello everyone,  my beloved is home demanding cups of tea (well no change there then),  looking groggy, understandably sleepy, achey, bruised and all you would expect following a major surgery. :)
Very miffed she hasn't lost any weight!!!

Cheers,  Tony.

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Post by: MrsPea on July 30, 2021, 18:29

Good to hear she's home, hopfully she'll be back to herself very soon, make sure you look after her.  :D

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Post by: Kleftiwallah on August 01, 2021, 10:02

 Eighty quid a pair!  Just for two medicinal front loader bra's!  Took the sexy black off for a wash-down and zowie, a magnificent range of colours all in one bruise.  It should be in the Tate Modern.

Joking aside she's well on the mend. :)

Cheers,  tony.

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Post by: snowdrops on August 01, 2021, 11:55

I do hope you’re letting her read all this that your putting on here? If not hope she never finds out or you’ll be in for a thorough ear bashing or just a thorough bashing when she can let her arms above waist high  :lol:
Pleased she’s on the mend & hope she feels a bit more comfortable soon, I take it she’ll be awaiting biopsy results and that they are all good too

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Post by: Kleftiwallah on August 01, 2021, 14:50

I've no worries at all about my beloved reading all this, with the military sense of humour she has from longer than me in the RAF, 
And a lass in a million! :D
Cheers,  Tony.

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Post by: Lardman on August 01, 2021, 16:05

You'll know she's truly on the mend when not only does she ask for a cup of tea but complains about how you've made it  ;)

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Post by: mrs bouquet on August 02, 2021, 14:52

I am so glad she is home, that makes one feel better.   As for the weight loss, you had better get to gips with those pans or you will both be losing weight.     Please pass on my best wishes,  Mrs B

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Post by: Debz on August 02, 2021, 14:56

Glad to hear she's home.  Hope her recovery is swift.