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Growing => Grow Your Own => Topic started by: crowndale on April 10, 2007, 18:16

Title: How to plant spuds (for spud haters)
Post by: crowndale on April 10, 2007, 18:16
Today I have prepped a spud bed, dug trenches and planted spuds in the ground, but I discovered a novel way to do it.

I hate digging trenches but love eating spuds so it's a neccessary evil, but I have discovered the perfect way for those of us who love digging trenches but hate eating spuds to deal with the spud planting problem.

first, dig over the ground, remove all those tiresome roots from trees you dug out years ago.
next, dig a trench and cover the base with the organic material of your preference, mine was manure.
Finally fill in the trench leaving the seed spuds in the tray to chit another day!  This method ensures that they are not put in eyes down.

Now I am not for one moment suggesting that this is in fact what I did, because the truth is I discovered half way through the trench filling that something was missing from the trench, but I thought, share your expertise, someone out there is bound to be able to benefit from this new non spud method of growing spuds.  :wink:
Title: Re: How to plant spuds (for spud haters)
Post by: WG. on April 10, 2007, 18:26
Quote from: "crowndale"
Cleverly disguised as a responsible ...
... eeejit?    :lol:   :lol: Thanks for the laugh.  Better luck next time.
Title: How to plant spuds (for spud haters)
Post by: fluffypebble on April 10, 2007, 18:39
That is a classic.  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: How to plant spuds (for spud haters)
Post by: corndolly on April 10, 2007, 19:54
My hubby would say " toast anyone " hope no-one saw you !!! or heard you when you realised ! Thanks for the laugh ! :D  :D
Title: How to plant spuds (for spud haters)
Post by: crowndale on April 10, 2007, 20:39
Only me and puppy as witnesses (and anyone who reads this site of course but assuming no one actually knows who I really am!!!).  Anyway, got all my earlies in and some main crop.  Need to clear a bit more land before the rest go in.
Title: How to plant spuds (for spud haters)
Post by: ziggywigs on April 10, 2007, 20:47
tee hee...it's easy done.   :lol:
Title: How to plant spuds (for spud haters)
Post by: Trillium on April 10, 2007, 21:23
Personally, I'd love to see the crop from the chitting tray  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: How to plant spuds (for spud haters)
Post by: richyrich7 on April 10, 2007, 21:39
:lol:  would have loved to see your face  :lol:
Title: How to plant spuds (for spud haters)
Post by: shaun on April 10, 2007, 22:04
when i plant mine I have to tie the dog up cus she tends to pinch them out of the trench and eat them. :shock:
Title: How to plant spuds (for spud haters)
Post by: crowndale on April 10, 2007, 22:31
He nearly got one but to be honest he prefers twigs and stones to chew on.  My lawn is completely covered with the rubbish he chews up, great for the lawn mower.
Title: How to plant spuds (for spud haters)
Post by: GrannieAnnie on April 10, 2007, 22:33
Our dog is like that crowndale.  The back lawn looks like a woodyard, or rather a matchstick factory!!!!  Goodness knows what's inside her tummy!!!
Title: How to plant spuds (for spud haters)
Post by: Dabhand on April 10, 2007, 23:50
Well Crowndale, that definitely deserves a 'wassuck' certificate.  What do you think Munty??
Title: How to plant spuds (for spud haters)
Post by: Wobblymoo on April 11, 2007, 00:00
:lol: That'll be me tomorrow
Denise
Title: How to plant spuds (for spud haters)
Post by: John on April 11, 2007, 00:16
I thought I had senior moments!
Title: Re: How to plant spuds (for spud haters)
Post by: mkhenry on April 11, 2007, 21:33
Quote from: "crowndale"
Today I have prepped a spud bed, dug trenches and planted spuds in the ground, but I discovered a novel way to do it.


Last year I only planted 5 seed potatoes because I just could not dig or indeed hardly move. I scraped a small trench and popped in the spuds. Before I could fill in the trench the phone rang and on my return the spuds had gone. I could not find them. So scratching my head I planted some more. One of next doors cats, a welcome visitor, walked along picked up a spud and went behind the shed. I followed and found the others plus a couple of soft toys and an assortment of plastic balls. :?
Title: How to plant spuds (for spud haters)
Post by: mkhenry on April 11, 2007, 22:59
Sorry I forgot to add,Crowndale your way beats my way hands down. Glad no one saw you  :oops:
Title: How to plant spuds (for spud haters)
Post by: crowndale on April 12, 2007, 07:49
My cats haven't tried to steal the spuds but then they have tried using the newly dug over spud bed as a toilet.  I am getting heartily sick of having to cover every single bed with netting just to keep my blasted cats off them, they are the biggest nuisance my garden has!  This morning I found one of them stripping my elderberry tree, well, I say 'tree', it is only 18 inches high, but will not get much bigger iof they keep stripping it so I have had to put net on that as well.
Title: How to plant spuds (for spud haters)
Post by: mkhenry on April 12, 2007, 18:32
I have no less than 6 cats that visit my garden. Not one gives me any bother. Silky insists on helping or must look into everything but never digs anything up or leaves any unwanted deposits. The rest just lay around watching. Some times I have one on the fence one next to me and one about 9 feet away.The downside is that I never have any birds in my garden not one. They do sell electric cat scare devices,or even water jets that target movement. These do work. Plus pop bottles filled with water and laid around.(this From a lottie owner on these Forums). There is a lot you can do including a bit of cat training.  :D
Title: How to plant spuds (for spud haters)
Post by: crowndale on April 12, 2007, 21:05
Trouble is they mostly mess the beds during the night, and it might even be a strange cat doing it, I have even wondered about foxes as some of the deposits are HUGE and most un cat like, for my cats anyway.  I spray the beasts when I see them or say pshh at them because they hate that!

I found a big balck cat today coming out of my shed (which is shut by a couple of bricks).  I have known for a while that something was living in there but not seen anything til today.  time to clear it I think, it's full of old cardboard boxes (flat packed).  

It may well be time for a different approach to simply netting, I had thought of fruit cages!  But thats an expensive option.