teddy came out the pram today

with a load of preserves chutneys and sous to make I made a fatal mistake ! Realised I needed some apples so went and picked up a trug full of apples" all windfalls to use " then realised it was to many  so turned into 9 pints of apple sauce ,washed the pan and managed to tip most of the water over myself and the kitchen floor ! Why do we bother 

At least it wasn't 10 pints of apple sauce Sparky!   

We can only deal with so much hun.  I'm soo glad that when I had my new kitchen installed they didn't put the 'soft closers'  on the corner cupboards. Tis far more satisfying than having to go 'ooh,ooh,oh my gosh that hurt'...
 

Oh dear...MC to continue...

Well, at least you can give them a good slam (very therapeutic imo) Sparky.  And the odd cuss has its benefits too.