[horsepooisgood]

This is an old story but............. a certain private school in Newcastle upon Tyne was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the school caretaker would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally the Headmistress decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the caretaker who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little Geordie 'Princesses').
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the caretaker to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in one of the toilet bowls, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers............and then there are educators.

[georgeclark]

Right Then. So, there was a Runner Bean and its mother who were sitting in a field. The Runner bean says to its mother: Can i go to the toilet? his mum says: No. We have important work to do. He then convinces his mum to listen to him reciting the alphabet. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z. His mum notices something is missing. Immediately she says: Where is the P? The runner bean shouts: Oh dear, it seems to bee running down my leg.

[8doubles]

  Two fish bang their heads on a concrete wall , one said dam !

[davethespread]

Apple will be releasing a gadget exclusively for women later in the year its called the iRON

[arugula]

Apple will be releasing a gadget exclusively for women later in the year its called the iRON

DAVID! Go and stand in the corner right now!   

[davethespread]

 

[plot6b]

Apple will be releasing a gadget exclusively for women later in the year its called the iRON

DAVID! Go and stand in the corner right now!    

It's funny though Lorna Good reponse as well

[arugula]

Apple will be releasing a gadget exclusively for women later in the year its called the iRON

DAVID! Go and stand in the corner right now!    

It's funny though Lorna Good reponse as well

Hi Nige,

It was funny yes, but a similar response had to be made by one of us.

[plum crumble]

Davy boy - thin ice mate, thin ice..................

[arugula]

You're not still in the corner are you?   

[davethespread]

can i come out now please :blink:

[plum crumble]

TODAY'S funny is the Welsh Rugby team - what a joke

[arugula]

can i come out now please :blink:

Oh dear Dave, (that could be Oh, dear Dave or Oh dear, Dave), YES please come out of the corner if you're still there, it must be cold in there...

[plum crumble]

he isn't in the corner at all - he's watching Arsenal!

[arugula]

I'm sure he is Plum! He mentioned that.... and pretending he was kept in the corner....