[TeaPots]

is it April 1st. I'm pretty sure any p would do. My dog always lifts his leg at the corner of the compost bin. I'll warn him about ants 

[HugglescoteGrower]

not only is male pee best, but male guiness drinkers pee is the best of all, the champagne of compost activators.

at least that is what I tell the good Mrs Huggles, after all I do need some excuse to imbibe.