[Aunt Sally]

The Forum is now open for Christmas revelry.

Don’t touch the decorations, they seem quite fragile 

Mince pie anyone, made ‘em me self. 

Worzel said I should have cooked ‘em… what does he know 

[rowlandwells]

what about the Christmas turkey Auntie that's if there's any left that haven't got bird flue

[Aunt Sally]

what about the Christmas turkey Auntie that's if there's any left that haven't got bird flue

No, he’s not had bird flu but he says it’s too cold to get undressed 

[rowlandwells]

is that what they call cold turkey Auntie 

[Hampshire Hog]

is that what they call cold turkey Auntie 

If you have cold turkey it’s time to make some pies turkey and ham is a favourite 

[wighty]

I prefer the 'left over' dishes to the main meal.  Turkey curry has to be included.

[wighty]

You say we're not to touch the lights but I love smashing them.    It's one of the highlights of the year. 

[mumofstig]

IF the lights get smashed don't touch them!!! You might get electrocuted 

Hope everyone is ready, bar maybe wrapping the last few presents, although Mollycat has already found and unwrapped hers Still, the advert says cats can't resist them, apparently that is true...

Merry Christmas everyone! 

[Goosegirl]

My OH's turkey broth is something to behold and savour. Not a bit of meat or bone marrow is wasted and, when he swirls that dollop of double cream over the top just before it's served with a warm crusty bread roll, you need two pieces of kitchen roll to mop your drool up before you begin.