[Chrysalis]

 

I got this from a friend:

I'm on the Oliver Twist Diet:  It's gruelling

Sorry!

[New shoot]

You should be sorry - groan 

It did make me laugh though 

[hamstergbert]

Brutus adsum jam forti
Caesar aderat
Caesar sic in omnibus
In sic Brutusat

Sic transit Gloria?

Not until Mundi.....

[hamstergbert]

"I've been on holiday near the North York Moors"
"Do you like Pickering?"
"Dunno, I've never Pickered...."

[John]

Was that Jean Luc?

[Blackpool rocket]

A man and a woman who had never met before, and who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At about 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,...........”Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a blanket? I'm awfully cold.”

“'I have a better idea,” she replied “Just for tonight......let's pretend that we're married.”

“Wow!......................That's a great idea!,” he exclaimed..

“Good,” she replied................

”Get your own****** blanket.”

Br

[Goosegirl]

  Sic transit gloria mundi, as in Illigitimi non carborundum! 

[hamstergbert]

Gloria Mundi was a lovely girl, but I did prefer her sister Bankholiday.


Chapibus satibus on a decororum
Deccibus collapsibus, landus on the floorum.

[Tenhens]

Thank you Blackpool Rocket.

[Goosegirl]

Gloria Mundi was a lovely girl, but I did prefer her sister Bankholiday.

Chapibus satibus on a decororum
Deccibus collapsibus, landus on the floorum.

Manibus "Oh Gravitas. Inus pickleorum!
Felis sic, um sorius legus, enda brusibum." 

[Growster...]

Whacko, whackere, waili, sorebum...

[Goosegirl]

Aris num et carpe deum. Cura personalis.
Umnus pro de omnibus et ad infinitum.
Condictio indebiti. Tempus fugit est.
Quid in absentia loci. Terra nulleus.

[Yorkie]

Can I just gently remind you all of the site policies which state:

•Please don’t use text speak or twitter speak.  Proper English is best. And please make your post inclusive of all members.

Latin might well be the foundation of our language, but it's hardly inclusive (or funny) if jokes are made which exclude many members.  I know some of the earlier posts, if read out, in fact sounded like the English language and were funny - but I don't think this applies to quite a lot of the more recent posts in this style.

[Aunt Sally]

It was a school boy, favourite - dog latin.  But it I agree, Yorkie.  We don't really need any more now, best to keep the topic inclusive to all members.

[Goneterseed]

Irish historians have discovered what they believe to be the headstone of the oldest Irishman to have lived.

He was 193 and his name was Miles from Dublin.