[Aunt Sally]

Aunty can be rough and ready too you know.

Mugs for Aunty on the plot - Denby pottery of course   

[plum crumble]

my Denby Reflex mug lives in the greenhouse.

[Aunt Sally]

Worzel likes the reflex style mugs - says they look like flower pots.

I prefers the more regal style of the Craftsmans mug 

[Paul Plots]

Wallpaper? Good idea - we can collect empty seed packets and staple them nicely on the walls. 

Certainly NOT 

I ham not aving this shed loooking like Steptoes yard. We ave standhard to main tain

One of our two old village pubs (the Bersted Tavern) was nick named 'The Stamps' as the walls were plastered with postage stamps from all over the world. The pub became a tourist attraction..... now it's going to be a Tesco Metro and a very unpopular change of use it is too 

[Aunt Sally]

Well, bad taste wall paper certainly did them no good 

Hand we don't want the shed to become a tourist venhue heny way !

[Paul Plots]

Well, bad taste wall paper certainly did them no good 

Hand we don't want the shed to become a tourist venhue heny way !

Not even if we have an open week and do cream teas, iced drinks and dainty sandywiches? Imagine all the extra revenue!!  We could extend the shed, have air conditioning, proper upholstered seats and the very poshest of curtains with the money.

So..... I take it that's a "No". 

[Aunt Sally]

NO !

We don't need no money.  We can nick heny thing as we needs for the shed 

[mumofstig]

*Ahem* as long as we ask before we take it from the skip 

[Ice]

*Ahem* as long as we ask before we take it from the skip 

Of course.

[Paul Plots]

Sounds like the chorous line from South Pacific.........

        "Skip ahoy, skip ahoy!" 

[Aunt Sally]

SKIP  !?!?!?!  Skip... SKIP

If you think hi would put hup with huther peoples rubbish from skips - think hay gain 

[Paul Plots]

I'm off to my little potting shed with triple aspect glazing and leaky roof.... hidden halfway down the new garden

Peace and quiet and solitude.

 

[New shoot]

NO !

We don't need no money.  We can nick heny thing as we needs for the shed 

Is this Worzel what hahumm 'procures' items for the shed then?  Ask no questions get told no lies sort of arrangement    

[plum crumble]

ahem. don't let Aunt Sally know, but Worzel does have a naughty head 

[Aunt Sally]

 Ask no questions get told no lies sort of arrangement    

Precisely 

ahem. don't let Aunt Sally know, but Worzel does have a naughty head 

Hand hit get a regula slap