arrrrrr there nice can i have the striped one please aunty :roll:
i have a log burner in the garage mate i'm sure they would burn just fine,but i might keep one so my dog can lie on it :wink:
Aw even a tartan one for WG. How thougthfull. BobNaw, that's not a real tartan Bob. I couldn't see a real Scottish hero like Liam Neeson or Mel Gibson getting around a filmset in something like that. :wink:
Quote from: "Bobby T"Aw even a tartan one for WG. How thougthfull. BobNaw, that's not a real tartan Bob. I couldn't see a real Scottish hero like Liam Neeson or Mel Gibson getting around a filmset in something like that. :wink:
Bit small, sorry the originals about A3 size :D
Quote from: "richyrich7"Bit small, sorry the originals about A3 size :D
Can't make it out, sorry
As Richy says tartans were very plain way back. As more were designed they had to (out on necessity) become more intricate and colourful.Most clan tartans prevailing today were 'invented' by 19th century mill owners as a marketing ploy. The wearing of tartan was prohibited after Culloden in 1746 (only about 100 years earlier). The first exception permitted was wearing regimental tartans in the Scottish regiments.
Mac millan clan bashing some poor Englishman out for a walkYeah but we note that the wimp took along someone to help him out. Looks more like a Buchanan tartan to me ... :wink:
Buchanan? really ? I don't think I've got a print of that one, got Bonny Prince Charlie in Stewart tartan (is that right ?) etc will have a look tomoz for Buchanan .
This is Worzel's tartan Clan Little (http://www.thescottishweaver.com/Clanlittletartan.html) Bit bright :!:Yeah, he'd really blend into the blooming heather in a kilt made of that :wink:
You're not allowed to use a cushion ALL DAY today Shaun :!: :!:What are you two on about???
What are you two on about???
:D
is that a telly tubbie in the red.i queued up for one of those things all blooming night out side toys r us in chester in the middle december and all i had to sit on was a booster seat,the things you do for your kids :evil:
Ohh there pretty thanks Aunt Sally, just the thing to rest my new toy on...
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got it today off a nice freecycle lady..
Phillistine. :roll:Phylis Stein, was that Jock's wife?
Very nice Richy. Aunty will make you some loose covers and cushions for it. It will make a lovely chair for the lottie :wink:
Well you made a nasty mess of those cushions, I washed them but couldn't get the grease stainsd out :evil:
Take better care of these: :lol:
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whats on the action end richy, oh by the way some one has half inched your spark plug :wink:
they are the gayist cushions i have ever seen,i will take em all :lol:
Quote from: "shaun"whats on the action end richy, oh by the way some one has half inched your spark plug :wink:
Thats why it wont start :lol: it's a strimmer, nylon type says kazz industrial,mitsibushi engine and thats about as much as I know matey. could be fun no guard onit :D
Here you are boys as promissed. I've been knitting ALL night
Worzel has jet lag WG :wink:Bad luck Aunty, I'm sure he'll recover normal vigour after a few days. :wink:
i wanted tassels :cry:Maybe if you PM'd Grinin' Reaper? You could ask to borrow her belly dancing gear on her night off
Quote from: "shaun"i wanted tassels :cry:Maybe if you PM'd Grinin' Reaper? You could ask to borrow her belly dancing gear on her night off
i wanted tassels :cry:If you're going to sulk Shaun you can go and stand in the corner until you can be grateful :wink:
Quote from: "shaun"i wanted tassels :cry:If you're going to sulk Shaun you can go and stand in the corner until you can be grateful :wink:
Richy is on coffee duty this week :lol:
and if they start hanging there smalls up to dry i'm not wiping my hands on themI wouldn't dare!, handy for growing things in though :wink: :lol:
what the hell has been going on here richy letting these ladys in our shed :roll: one off them has been rooting in my toolbox and 2 wing-nuts and my dibber is missing :evil:
They've been made into a table lamp Shaun :wink:
there is no naughty step in here :wink:
Well I've not popped in to the Equipment Shed for a while, and haven't you made some attractive soft furnishings Lizz :!:
But WHO has left this nasty oil puddle on the crocheted angora doormat :?: :evil:
:oops: wasn't me honest Aunt Sally :wink:
it was me aunty i just couldnt help myself and as for lizzys lampshade it caught fire cus i put a 500w bulb in the fitting and it burnt a huge hole in the shed roof,all is ok though as i can stand up straight now with my head sticking through the roof :wink:
"WHAT THE HELL AS BEING GOING ON HERE"
next thing you will have blooming bagpuss sitting in the window :lol:
Scared the living daylights out of me earlier with some harmless looking maze game!!! No cake for him!..... well maybe a little :wink:
Be nice I've had one of those days today
From "what flower are you" thread
Me too I'm a canna, probably because I canna sit down after falling into the wheelie bin and splitting my difference :shock: and then to top it off I fell off the pergola yes the pergola and only managed to hang on with one leg, rest of me dangling upside down like a demented chip with a hand sickle !! It's been one of those days :lol:
And don't you listen to Shaun ! He is just trying to get you into trouble...
Shaun eat outside, he's bound to wipe his hands on some so0ft furnishings :lol: :roll:
Don't you dare Richy :evil:
1987 Pirelli calendar ?
and who has hidden my 1987 Pirelli calendar ?It's lining the bottom of my bean trench for next year Shaun :lol:
Quote from: "shaun"and who has hidden my 1987 Pirelli calendar ?It's lining the bottom of my bean trench for next year Shaun :lol:
3/4" plywood will do for the curtains aunty :roll: :wink:
You will look fabulous Shaun. Can you sing like Mr John too 8)
int he dead? :lol:
i think a complete makeover is due :)
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Who's been on cleaning duty here this week. I'm not impressed :evil:
Quote from: "Aunt Sally"Who's been on cleaning duty here this week. I'm not impressed :evil:
:? :? Might it have been me?? :roll: :roll:
Quote from: "gobs"Quote from: "Aunt Sally"Who's been on cleaning duty here this week. I'm not impressed :evil:
:? :? Might it have been me?? :roll: :roll:
Well snap too Gobs and get this place clean and tidy :!: Who left all those muddy tools leaning up against the curtains :evil:
Quote from: "Aunt Sally"Quote from: "gobs"Quote from: "Aunt Sally"Who's been on cleaning duty here this week. I'm not impressed :evil:
:? :? Might it have been me?? :roll: :roll:
Well snap too Gobs and get this place clean and tidy :!: Who left all those muddy tools leaning up against the curtains :evil:
That was Munt...((snigger))
"Oi! mind me feet I was just noddin off then"
Throws cushion at WG
can i look after the milk maid ,, gotaa loverly dancing step there :lol: :lol:
Can you strip the willow Shaun :?:
we used to have a gay gordon in our local aunty,he sat there all evening with his legs crossed and reading the times upside down. is that the same one that you know ?No Shaun :!:
yes he had red hair :shock: cut in the style of a male lion :wink:Sorry Shaun I changed my answer :lol:
If you can't do the Gay Gordons can you do the Country Bumpkin :?:
Sorry Aunty but me was just droppin' off to sleep and he swiped me foot wiv de broom :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
All shed users MUST remember - Respect to curtains and cushions :lol:
Quote from: "Aunt Sally"All shed users MUST remember - Respect to curtains and cushions :lol:
and when you have finished with richys magazines put them back on top of the cupboard ,dont leave em on the coffee table :roll: :wink:
well if the truth be known the magazines were "dress making for beginners" and a "smash hits" magazine with a "take that "poster :? :wink:
I`m tired so the word sheep keeps occuring to me Munty! :lol:
Well I've not been down to the shed recently and have just popped in to hang some new curtains... and what do I find :evil:
Some one has been doing a bit of interior design behind my back :evil:
Shaun, MKH, WG was that you lot :?: :evil:
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i think thats disgusting anty they havent even got the optics up :x
Well I've not been down to the shed recently and have just popped in to hang some new curtains... and what do I find :evil:
Some one has been doing a bit of interior design behind my back :evil:
Shaun, MKH, WG was that you lot :?: :evil:
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i think thats disgusting anty they havent even got the optics up :x
wasn't you then Munty :wink:
id sooner face the taliban with water pistol than mess with ya shed anty :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
willsee what i can do aunty cant promise though .any chance of taking your camera to the yoga class 8) :wink:
i will fix it :wink:
did anyone rescue the cushions :shock:
but that mean that mkhenry was at your yoga class too aunty??? :shock:
they also have some nice cushions and are very good quality not like the last lot we had,they fell apart and all the foam bits got every where :evil:
the rotavators were ok cus there in my bed room, its far too cold for them in the shed at this time of year.
i quite like the winter range of curtains that are in the laura ashley window at the moment,
they also have some nice cushions and are very good quality not like the last lot we had,they fell apart and all the foam bits got every where :evil:
fer ffff sake somebody kick his bum ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.ohmmy god he is geting womanated :roll:
the shed will be all built tomorrow aunty consider it done :wink:
well my garden gomes started on mine today ,so here it is .....
no cushions or curtains allowed ,greasy overalls are mandatory dress .all ladies will wear loose fitting boiler suits and carry a big spanner to repel any namby pamby undercover curtain stitchers n cushion cuddlers all members must spend at least one night totally drunk on the premises to qualify for continual membership
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Quote from: "muntjac"well my garden gomes started on mine today ,so here it is .....
no cushions or curtains allowed ,greasy overalls are mandatory dress .all ladies will wear loose fitting boiler suits and carry a big spanner to repel any namby pamby undercover curtain stitchers n cushion cuddlers all members must spend at least one night totally drunk on the premises to qualify for continual membership
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thats a very nice pad you have there mr why the hell do you want to move,do i get automatic membership ?
i will have a vodka that whisky makes my eyes water :wink:
Is that single malt or an old country recipie from some good ol' boys
BTW is homebrew ale allowed mean beer not L***r
A drop of moonshine would go down well right now
Cheers
Ever tried Crippled Cock (honest!), that's quite a good pint.
Quote from: "Sally A"Ever tried Crippled Cock (honest!), that's quite a good pint.
*sits on hands*
I'm dying to answer you!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
I like the chandalier..............ooh, and I can just see David with 40 gallons of homebrew coming up the path :)
Is there a bathroom floor I can pass out on??
in the munty pen ,tonite for the ladies we haveIn your dreams Munty.
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and for the guys in the 4 table pool room .its stripper night
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whooo hooo partytime,can we have a good old sing song 8)
whooo hooo partytime,can we have a good old sing song 8)
you have installed a ball pond for me and WG ? thats brilliant 8)
Really like Shaun n Munties chairs, together as allways....Bob
that looks suspiciously like my hedgehog (decapitated :shock: ) in the glass :shock:
you sure it isn't munty, aunty? he already said he's eaten hedgehog --maybe this is photographic evidence :?:
Ooh my head hurts this morning, hope there are no incriminating photos around.
Ummm.....how did I get home...........and who's size 16 M&S thong was in my pocket?
only Munty holding his ownQuote from: "shaun"the rotavators were ok cus there in my bed room, its far too cold for them in the shed at this time of year.
i quite like the winter range of curtains that are in the laura ashley window at the moment,
they also have some nice cushions and are very good quality not like the last lot we had,they fell apart and all the foam bits got every where :evil:
fer ffff sake somebody kick his bum ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.ohmmy god he is geting womanated :roll:
only Munty holding his own
Well I see Henry's come down to the Shed and really got into the party spirit:
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Is that a wig Henry :?:
The camera never lies Henry :roll:
Shaun is a reformed character Henry. And Munty is in touch with his feminine side now :roll: :lol:
Shaun is a reformed character Henry. And Munty is in touch with his feminine side now :roll: :lol:
Quote from: "Aunt Sally"Shaun is a reformed character Henry. And Munty is in touch with his feminine side now :roll: :lol:
Is Aggy his feminine side. :wink:
phhhhhhhhhwoaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr yeh :wink:
Well done you two - here's a little something as a thank you.....
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Surely Munty and Shaurn will keep the lads in order Aunty :?:
Quote from: "Bobby T"Surely Munty and Shaurn will keep the lads in order Aunty :?:
What :!: Have you seen the size of Munty's greasy tractor :?: And it was Shaun who burnt our last shed down :evil:
Quote from: "Aunt Sally"Quote from: "Bobby T"Surely Munty and Shaurn will keep the lads in order Aunty :?:
What :!: Have you seen the size of Munty's greasy tractor :?: And it was Shaun who burnt our last shed down :evil:
MY TRACTOR ISNT GREASY :cry: :cry: , she is smart ,went n power hosed her down n polished her windows so there :tongue2:
:roll: Your determined to bring her in here aren't you Munty :evil:
She better not drop any oil :evil:
Quote from: "Aunt Sally":roll: Your determined to bring her in here aren't you Munty :evil:
She better not drop any oil :evil:
no way .. im sticking to my own shed with my machines n whisky :shock: :lol:
checking out the folks who betrayed me and who come to my crib,.took drinks n nibbles n then came over here :lol: :lol::shock: Aunty is shocked, who would do a thing like that :?:
what you saying richy :roll: i'm not an arsonist i tried to put the fire out but some buffoon left the hose pipe in the shed that was on fire :roll: :wink:
Wasn't me I used safety matches :wink:
Quote from: "richyrich7"Wasn't me I used safety matches :wink:
:shock: So it was you who started the fire Richy :shock: :shock: :shock:
Aunty is speachless :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
Quote from: "richyrich7"Wasn't me I used safety matches :wink:
:shock: So it was you who started the fire Richy :shock: :shock: :shock:
Aunty is speachless :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
Condemned by your own words Richy :!:
Quote from: "Aunt Sally"Quote from: "richyrich7"Wasn't me I used safety matches :wink:
:shock: So it was you who started the fire Richy :shock: :shock: :shock:
Aunty is speachless :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
and the fireman did say he found a pair of slightly burnt wilkos overalls thrown in the hedge :roll:
you could be right there aunty look at his picture and squint your eyes and you can see satan :wink: :lol:
Quote from: "shaun"you could be right there aunty look at his picture and squint your eyes and you can see satan :wink: :lol:
S*d off lanky legs :lol:
Quote from: "richyrich7"Quote from: "shaun"you could be right there aunty look at his picture and squint your eyes and you can see satan :wink: :lol:
S*d off lanky legs :lol:
made you squint though :wink: :lol:
Richy.... You're in deep enough water - don't make things worse for yourself :wink:
Turn your pockets out :!:
Shaun... check he's not got matches on him today dear :wink:
he's very ticklish :roll:
yes richy be a gentleman and admit it :!:
he's got no matches ive frisked him twice from head to toe and I must say he's very ticklish :roll:
Quote from: "shaun"yes richy be a gentleman and admit it :!:
he's got no matches ive frisked him twice from head to toe and I must say he's very ticklish :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol: And Aunty has taped it all on her new CCTV camera :roll:
Bribed aunty, cctv footage of richy after he's frisked by shaun:
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richie :shock: how big is your halo?!! must take you ages to polish it!
OK I've made 6 of these to go on top of the rotavators to turn them into nice little tables
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Quote from: "Aunt Sally"OK I've made 6 of these to go on top of the rotavators to turn them into nice little tables
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OMG ! I'm not putting one of them on my new baby, it would make it look silly.
Good point there, also be good for cleaning spark plugs etc, if we keep one clean we have a spare dishcloth :wink:
Croche is useless for dishcloth. But I'm pleased you are doing the dishes, Rich. :D
just caught richy blowing his nose on one of the doilies aunty :shock:No problems Shaun. they're made from fibre glass crochet thread so indestructible :wink:
Snot funny
Quote from: "shaun"just caught richy blowing his nose on one of the doilies aunty :shock:No problems Shaun. they're made from fibre glass crochet thread so indestructible :wink:
just caught richy blowing his nose on one of the doilies aunty :shock:
Croche is useless for dishcloth. But I'm pleased you are doing the dishes, Rich. :D
Who believes that, hay? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ok Aunty I'm here, glad my name came last on the list :wink:
where's munty with his gun when you need him!??
Your not going to believe this Aunty, but my OH says she has some nice curtain material for the shed if you want it :shock: I told her not to encourage you :lol: I just knew I shouldn't have shown her the Christmas tree :roll:
You should not have gone there, Rich, are you done yet? :lol:
Quote from: "gobs"You should not have gone there, Rich, are you done yet? :lol:
err yes I think I'll stop digging now the hole is nice and deep :lol:
Quote from: "gobs"You should not have gone there, Rich, are you done yet? :lol:
err yes I think I'll stop digging now the hole is nice and deep :lol:
We could really do with a sarcasm type smiley Aunty :roll: :lol:
Aunty has been knitting for weeeeeeks and WG, DD and Richy have installed for you all :-
THE Christmas TREE
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i can fix that no probs at all
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what do yer think ? :wink:
i can fix that no probs at all
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what do yer think ? :wink:
I can never find a rag to clean the dipsticks with.
They will come in handy when I need to check the oil on the machines.
I can never find a rag to clean the dipsticks with.
Quote from: "gwiz"They will come in handy when I need to check the oil on the machines.
I can never find a rag to clean the dipsticks with.
Touch the curtains and you'll be a dead man walking gwiz :wink:
Well, knit me some rags then! :roll:
cleared up the magazines that hadn't been put away :shock::shock: Oh no, not gwiz's "magazines" I hope. :!: We've warned him before about leaving that sort of material lying around the shed. All these poor rotovators in advanced states of undress!
i'm doing a total make over of the shed,i'm thinking magnolia 8)Nooooooooooooooooo, magnolia is so seventies. :? Please don't mention woodchip Shaun or I may have to burn the shed down. :shock:
Quote from: "shaun"i'm doing a total make over of the shed,i'm thinking magnolia 8)Nooooooooooooooooo, magnolia is so seventies. :? Please don't mention woodchip Shaun or I may have to burn the shed down. :shock:
Well that's ok then, phew. :roll:Quote from: "Ice hockey mad"Quote from: "shaun"i'm doing a total make over of the shed,i'm thinking magnolia 8)Nooooooooooooooooo, magnolia is so seventies. :? Please don't mention woodchip Shaun or I may have to burn the shed down. :shock:
no woodchip hockey but they have changed magnolia to harvest white now :wink:
Here's a nice one :wink:
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I was thinking.......
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I wouldn't know :lol: :wink:
smashing, just the job! :D
Don't bother with anything fancy Aunt Sally. A six pack of special brew and a bucket will suffice.
Don't bother with anything fancy Aunt Sally. A six pack of special brew and a bucket will suffice.
I'm strictly a white lightning and surgical spirit chaser kind of gal. :wink:
Right, thats yourself sorted out.
I'll have a G&T. Oh, and a bag of nuts. :D
No need to show off Shaun :roll:
"Personal Protective Equipment" is what he means Wildeone :lol:
Quote from: "Aunt Sally"No need to show off Shaun :roll:
"Personal Protective Equipment" is what he means Wildeone :lol:
there always someone some where :roll: :wink:
Quote from: "shaun"Quote from: "Aunt Sally"No need to show off Shaun :roll:
"Personal Protective Equipment" is what he means Wildeone :lol:
there always someone some where :roll: :wink:
I used to be a safety officer Shaun. Stopped people cutting their fingers off, that sort of thing :wink:
I had googles on! but thats it! :wink:
just read that again! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)Quote from: "Wildeone"I had googles on! but thats it! :wink:
thats just fine wldeone but i would have prefered a full face visor with ear plugs and a circuit breaker or a 110v tool :wink:
oooo no you're right i did use a circuit breaker !!! Thought it was for the best! :D
You don't need to be picky with electricity, just safe. 230V is quite stingy stuff. :shock:
I love making Shaun go :roll:
:lol:
I love making Shaun go :roll:Aunty you naughty girl :!: Off to the step now!!!! :shock: :arrow:
:lol:
Well it was quite a while ago that I chose those curtains. Perhaps it's time for a change :wink:
Oh sorry Shaun, have you been here all on your own ?
We've all been busy clearing up all the chicken poo in the garden :lol:
Oh no... you must have got the battery acid Shaun :shock: :shock: :shock:
Don't despair Auntie..
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I have another cunning plan!
We'll get Shaun to distract dugless & errrr "borrow" his Tardis. Loads of room!
laughing far to hard for this time in the morning! :lol: 8)Quote from: "DD."Don't despair Auntie..
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I have another cunning plan!
We'll get Shaun to distract dugless & errrr "borrow" his Tardis. Loads of room!
As the parrot said to the burgular "Jesus is waching you". :shock: :?: who said that "Elvis" whoes Elvis :?: I am parrot "thats a funny name for a parrot :lol: :lol: So is Jesus for a Rotwhiler :lol: :lol:
Got it..... errrrmm, this was the one wasn't it?
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Haaa!!! the plot thickens :roll: :roll:
I can see the new post, but not the original. V. Strange.
20 should do nicely. The 15 loos I found have all got frosted glass.
You make sure you burn it WELL AWAY from the new shed Shaun :evil:
i'm having a clearout of all the clutter if its not claimed by 8 oclock tonight the lot gets burned 8)
Only metal chicken poo! :lol:
Quote from: "DD."Only metal chicken poo! :lol:
Wow... Send me a piccie for the poo topic :!:
I've put it all on ebay, expect Richy's mags, for some reason they're blocking the description.
Found some of these in a store cupboard.
Do you think they could help Worzel out with his day job?
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Might be best if I put it back where I found it. Looks like I got the wrong one. Only thing is - what would you do with all those curtains?
really given me the wibblies :shock: :wink:
Shaun would knock it over :roll: I think we need something a bit bigger :!:
I like the curtains Aunt Sally, but they are the wrong coulor do you have any green ones :?: :oops: Perhaps I could paint the shed Blue, but then Worrsel might get confused which one to use :roll: :roll:
Quote from: "dugless"I like the curtains Aunt Sally, but they are the wrong coulor do you have any green ones :?: :oops: Perhaps I could paint the shed Blue, but then Worrsel might get confused which one to use :roll: :roll:
:oops: sorry have I highjacked a private thing you have going :? :?
That's when Dave has found one the right size :wink:
Blooming 'eck - no pleasing some people.
Wood, hammer, nails
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as a late entry for consideration, may i show you this shed?
we can't burn it down 'cos it's metal.
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Too many windows - Auntie only wanted one - she made that very clear to me!
Looks a lot cheaper that DD's wooden summer house - Yes, I know it's a summer house and not a shed Dave, you just want to put your feet up don't you :lol:
I've deleted your other one to save you further embarrassment, dugless. Pity we all know about it! :twisted:
:D Get your feet wet cleaning the windows :lol: :lol:
ok carm down you lot ive borrowed one of frankies rotavators and got munty to test drive it,so heres the shed on wheels :wink:
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where who when :? :lol:
This is more like it.
We could put on a road show.....
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You two are neither use nor ornament :evil:
Where's Shaun :?:
It's only a few pence per site member, but it could get crowded if we all turn up at once.
We'll have to have a rota.
It's only a few pence per site member, but it could get crowded if we all turn up at once.
We'll have to have a rota.
Don't pay for it - Just steal it :!: :roll:
Quote from: "Aunt Sally"
Don't pay for it - Just steal it :!: :roll:
Aunt Sally, I'm SHOCKED :shock:
Quote from: "Yorkie1"Quote from: "Aunt Sally"
Don't pay for it - Just steal it :!: :roll:
Aunt Sally, I'm SHOCKED :shock:
:wink: :lol:
What checkouts :?: :?
DD often goes there
Photoshop it is then :D
i always drive fast :wink:
Quote from: "shaun"i always drive fast :wink:
this link may be just the thing for you Shaun http://www.i-database.co.uk/
Sample only. Can clone any number you like.
Sorry about thepicture quality - Shaun was driving too fast!
(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c182/G4IAR/Image1-4.jpg)
*Must remember to hang up one of those tasteful air conditioners up!!!*
you swine!
that's not a air freshoner! that's the carton from my aftershave!
Quote from: "gwiz"you swine!
that's not a air freshoner! that's the carton from my aftershave!
Not the very same one I saw you swigging from?
Where's the kettle - who's got the cake :?:
Yes thanks Auntie, as they say "The jobs not over until the paperwork is done"
Did your little problem resolve Ice :?: :wink:
Hasn't anyone told you, DD ?
It's actually Tuesday :shock:
theres a real world out there ? i'm scared now :wink:
:roll: What are you goint to do with all that jam Dave.
You're NOT storing it in here :!:
Mmmm... Fresh scones and clotted cream :wink:
You can leave a few of those jars here Dave :lol:
what this shed needs is???????
Here y'are, Yorkie...
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what this shed needs is???????
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e213/englishmiss/misc/000_2019.jpg)
and it's mine, all mine. I inherited it today. Aren't I a lucky girl :roll:
National Shed Week.
WTG Yorkie 8)
And that's a fab piccie in your signature!
Thank you Auntie, but I'll stick to the cream soda.
DD can have mine! :D
binge drinking is for the weak minded.
binge drinking is for the weak minded.
Well I think all this rain has done a sterling job ...
Well I think all this rain has done a sterling job ...
Have a look at this (http://www.deckingnw.com/gallery-large/Hot_tub_8.jpg)
Anyone going to join me? :D (Cozzies NOT optional :oops: )
Spoil sport :wink: :wink:
And Aunty, of cause, will bring Cake :lol:
ONLY if you don't burn the shed down again :roll: :thumbdown:
A bit posh for the shed Yorkie.
Can you imagine what it would be like when Shaun et al have been in cleaning their rotovators :shock:
They'd take the BBQ to bits for spares :lol:
Now look, this is getting tiring, flitting between both of these sheds.
I'm gonna stay in the "proper one" you know, the red one.
fluffing?, fluffing!?
can't say i do either.
Does it go sort of, "boom, boom, chatter,clatter, fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?
By any chance?
what all this ladys sheds and boys sheds ????????
my engine on the scenic has got a fluffy spot just as you reach 110mph :?
Should have stuck with a bike that was made for speed over long distances like the Triumph!
Should have stuck with a bike that was made for speed over long distances like the Triumph!
I'm getting a bit cold locked in this shed, nearly two months since anyone dropped by.
Someone got a spare key to let me out?
Please.
I'm getting a bit cold locked in this shed, nearly two months since anyone dropped by.
Someone got a spare key to let me out?
Please.
I'm getting a bit cold locked in this shed, nearly two months since anyone dropped by.
Someone got a spare key to let me out?
Please.
Don't tell me he didn't know that Richy :roll:
I've found some very interesting reading. You can leave me here for the night.
I've found Shaun's matches so I can light a fire to see by.
Don't worry dear - the tank is full of Bodger's cider :drunken:I've tried Bodger's cider, I hope that tank is well ventilated if you know what I mean. :wink:
No need to overly worry, i found this in a book (i think someone used it as a book mark).
(http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn320/freecyclegardener/forum%20randomness/insurance.jpg)
Nothing can possibly go wrong now.
I can't 'do' flash so I don't know what we were talking about. I thought George or Brad came into it or was it Ronan or Gary.We watched a video of The Prodigy's song Firestarter. :cry:
well I don't remember that, all I recall is that we were having a really intelligent conversation. Did I drop off because I do tend to sleep walk when under stress.I think we should keep this to ourselves and not tell anyone. Least said, soonest mended. :wink:
The heater is here but we're still waithing for Shaun to fit it :roll:
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Where is Shaun :?:
You keep an eye on him then !
I think he's gone into hiding anyway :(
Quote from: "Aunt Sally"You keep an eye on him then !
I think he's gone into hiding anyway :(
:( I know
I miss him, in a gay kind of way of course
Honestly, you're nice about someone and what do they do :?:
Just throw it back in your face :roll: :wink:
Oh Shauny,
Life is hard, isn't it?
I hope you make decent soup, though from all that frugally-gathered veg :D
Quote from: "richyrich7"Quote from: "Aunt Sally"You keep an eye on him then !
I think he's gone into hiding anyway :(
:( I know
I miss him, in a gay kind of way of course
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:
Quote from: "shaun"Quote from: "richyrich7"Quote from: "Aunt Sally"You keep an eye on him then !
I think he's gone into hiding anyway :(
:( I know
I miss him, in a gay kind of way of course
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:
Yeah whatever you great jessy :lol: :lol:
Quote from: "richyrich7"Quote from: "shaun"Quote from: "richyrich7"Quote from: "Aunt Sally"You keep an eye on him then !
I think he's gone into hiding anyway :(
:( I know
I miss him, in a gay kind of way of course
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:
Yeah whatever you great jessy :lol: :lol:
you are fiddling with the words again richy :roll: :lol:
i never burnt it down last time i was set up ,just because i smelt of petrol and had matches in my pockets and burnt eye lashes :roll: :roll: ohh and i took a few pics of it on fire every one pointed the fingers at me :roll:Purely circumstantial evidence Shaun, it would never hold up in a court of law. :wink:
but otherwise you were innocent eh :roll:
And you burnt down my knitted Christmas tree last year :!:
some idiot
Quote from: "shaun"some idiot
And who was that then :?:
Hmmmm... You sure you don't mean a pink wig :?:
not too sure but she had a ginger beared and walked a bit funny :?That description could fit almost every woman on the forum Shaun. You have to narrow it down a bit. :lol:
Quote from: "Aunt Sally"Hmmmm... You sure you don't mean a pink wig :?:
now thats just being silly aunty,who the hell would wear a pink wig ? :roll:
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Quote from: "shaun"not too sure but she had a ginger beared and walked a bit funny :?That description could fit almost every woman on the forum Shaun. You have to narrow it down a bit. :lol:
see your all pickin on me again :roll: ritchy help me,once they start they just cant stop themselves
So you won't be stopping then Shaun :(
Just when we've laid on a little treat for you in the shed too
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aunty you know I dont drink :roll: :wink:
aunty you know I dont drink :roll: :wink:
Quote from: "shaun"
aunty you know I dont drink :roll: :wink:
Well, I've decided I need a GnT as I've become a right Scrooge Bah Humbug on another thread, so you won't mind if I have yours too, then :wink:
There you go dear
(http://www.lamarevineyards.com/images/brandy-glass_edited.jpg)
Now tell us what you've been up to while you've been away Shaun ?
Is that your favourite Shaun :?:
No drinking of course :roll: :wink:
Quote from: "Yorkie1"No drinking of course :roll: :wink:
I'm off to find a different shed, then!
Hang on - just remembered SkipRat's bar
http://www.chat.allotment-garden.org/viewtopic.php?t=28011
A couple of orange trees maybe?
Quote from: "DD."A couple of orange trees maybe?
I was thinking the same myself :chef:
:shock:
You can only cook the eggs !!
Kate'll stitch your legs together otherwise :lol:
Quote from: "poultrygeist":shock:
You can only cook the eggs !!
Kate'll stitch your legs together otherwise :lol:
Me and Dave can run fast :lol:
I'll bring a bottle Dave :D
Quote from: "richyrich7"Quote from: "poultrygeist":shock:
You can only cook the eggs !!
Kate'll stitch your legs together otherwise :lol:
Me and Dave can run fast :lol:
I'll bring a bottle Dave :D
But you'll go in circles once I've amputated one of your legs!
OK who's going to run them up for us, I think there could be enough for cushions too :wink:
I'm not sure we can wait for Shaun.
He'd use the fabric for cleaning rotovators, I couldn't trust him :evil:
You bought it, you say?
How very odd. :?
I fancy a nice Alan Titchmarsh blue. Any other thoughts ?!Harrumph, it's a shed, not a beach hut. >:( :tongue2:
bright blue always gets tongues wagging
Don't be so grumpy Ice :tongue2:Oi, you, outside. :tongue2: :lol:
>:(No no no Aunty. Just so we can discuss the new shed colour. ;)
No not blue pallets......Norty step for you if Aunt Sally hears about that :ohmy:
No not blue pallets......Norty step for you if Aunt Sally hears about that :ohmy:
Yeah, but that blue paint will help it to burn better....... ;)
NOooo... not again Dugless. We've already lost one shed because you painted it and we can't see it now :ohmy:Well we could put a light on it then we will find it ::) ::)
I propose an extension to the existing shed. For a hot tub.
And you look better in vertical stripes, Rich. :tongue2:
New addition to my shed recently........ a carpet! ;)A carpet? A carpet Now I really am jealous :nowink:
Actallly, one has two carpets. 8)
One on the floor, where you might expect it to be, and the other over the top of the old Howard rotovator (it's in disguise!!) to keep it out of view from the local burglars!!
The carpets (a kind gift from my elderly parents as they have new "runners" and wanted rid of the old ones) were not large enough to stick over the whole compost heap... so shed floor and rotovator. ;)
Looks pretty - blue pattern. :)
Oh, one does, does one :lol: have you thought of blinds... very 'now' I hear
Just need advice from Auntie about matching curtains....but without the boot sized mud patches. (I'm sure I'd find use for a pair of curtains)....
In a shed there is absolutely no need to match curtains to carpet. You can be as eclectic as you like and allow your imagination to run riot. I have even been know to team blue floral curtains with a red tartan carpet :ohmy:
I know it sounds shocking but it really worked ;) :lol:
Indeed you have :lol:
This is the real one ;)
Excuse me while I sew up my sides..... :tongue2: ::) :D
... like the Gardener's world one ....
... like the Gardener's world one ....
:ohmy: Not ever !!!!!!!
We set the trends - not them ;) :lol:
How about a complete ban on * football :mad: :lol:
How about a complete ban on * football :mad: :lol:
Oh that sort of frig :lol: :lol: :lol: not heard that in along long whileawww. :( :nowink:
Hey Bombers, I'm an original and a one off. :tongue2:Yehh!! - Queen of cool.... 8) NOT Cold. :nowink: We need to keep the drinks cold in the hot weather!.... If you can remember the hot weather we had last week?
i remember......that must have been summer ::)Yeh.. and with all this
Sounds like it will be a real voyage of discovery in that shed Learner :ohmy:
Wow, wasn't expecting that :ohmy: :ohmy: Mind you, you probably weren't either :lol:
Hope the new shed is rat proof :unsure:
Perhaps we get more realistic as we get older? :nowink:
In case you have time to play ......
Here is Mouse Trap :D
http://www.hasbro.com/objects/products/imagezoom.cfm?img=/common/images/products/04657c80eee_main400.jpg&displayname=MOUSE%20TRAP%20Game
Try this one (yes I am fed up doign reports and so am deeply involved in displacement activities :lol: :lol:)
http://www.centralconnector.com/GAMES/mousetrap.html
Try this one (yes I am fed up doign reports and so am deeply involved in displacement activities :lol: :lol:)
http://www.centralconnector.com/GAMES/mousetrap.html
was it furry tho, they usually are, when you pick them up :tongue2:
Might also need to organise a shed building session, seeing as how Ice flattened it back in the summer 8)
What...all over Christmas...just so Yorkie can have candles :ohmy:
Can't we settle for the pretend ones with batteries in.....quite effective nowadays...Please :wub:
I couldn't bear another burning shed ::)
Sshhh, just don't tell him :tongue2:
Mind you, Richy's almost as bad :nowink:
Get your oily fingers off of those cushions Richy >:(
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Never mind. I have 100 of these to scatter about for Christmas :D
(http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11578406/Christmas_Quilted_Cushion_Cover.jpg)
They're great!
Just what Richie an I need for stuffing in this Guy Fawkes.
He should "go up" very nicely with those inside.... :)
there'll be plenty of those when auntie finds out we've burnt her cushions ;)
I told you not to wake me up until spring!
You're a bit behind then, Rich.You know me don't like to rush things .
Anyone seen my potatoes? I'm sure I left them here to chit :D
Also, where's the candles...
yeah and who was it demolished the shed with her driving eh?
yeah and who was it demolished the shed with her driving eh?
How on earth did you get a car down here????????????????????
yeah and who was it demolished the shed with her driving eh?I really don't know what you mean. :closedeyes:
yeah and who was it demolished the shed with her driving eh?
How on earth did you get a car down here????????????????????
Car who mentioned a car, it was Aunty with that big rotatator hidden in the corner.
(http://www.eurocosm.com/Application/images/Hammocks/hammock-cushions-lg.jpg)
Share them around I'll have made some more by tomorrow for those who miss out :roll:
...And I think everyone will agree there really is nothing more essential than some nice fresh, plump cushions :lol:
You're very slow this year Mr WIZ. We've all got seedlings of all varieties - 2 ft high now ::)
I do wish Auntie would start using proper cotton, it's far more absorbent ;)
Always handy to wipe the sump of your rotavator down with :D not very good round the tines they tend to rip easy, I prefer the curtains for that job
New cushions of course dear ::)
If your going to lob it at the pigeons it dont want to have a soft filling some thing heavy would be better, if you got a good shot you could knock out the pigeons then cook them up in the shed.
My shed presently needs a visitor - Me!
I am so looking forward to getting down there for a while... if it is too cold or too wet to do anything I am just going to tidy and fiddle about... make tea and sit and think.
Half-term week..... so I can squeeze a bit of time for me.... get ready for the next six week haul, visit family, complete house repairs (why do they break things when I am at work??) and breath in a bit of peace quiet and empty space.... all on my own while letting the rest of the world turn without me pushing just for once. ;)
My shed presently needs a visitor - Me!
I am so looking forward to getting down there for a while... if it is too cold or too wet to do anything I am just going to tidy and fiddle about... make tea and sit and think.
Half-term week..... so I can squeeze a bit of time for me.... get ready for the next six week haul, visit family, complete house repairs (why do they break things when I am at work??) and breath in a bit of peace quiet and empty space.... all on my own while letting the rest of the world turn without me pushing just for once. ;)
Dont you get caught fiddling in the shed :D
Brick sounds good to me with a real proper fire-place / stove for roasting chestnuts, toasting muffins and boiling a kettle. :)
Thatched roof for a countrified look? :unsure:
No thatch - Fire risk >:(
That's a relief ;)
What colour scheme shall we use ?
RICHY :ohmy:
Honestly, I move house, lose broadband for a week or two, and find you've been at the Swann Vestas again :nowink:
Like the furnishings, Ice :lol:
RICHY :ohmy:
Honestly, I move house, lose broadband for a week or two, and find you've been at the Swann Vestas again :nowink:
Like the furnishings, Ice :lol:
I'm not sure it was Richy what done it.... It may have been that cake.
Anyone seen Richy since his birthday do? :blink:
PS Ice - I think it's very nice - but will it fit into anything smaller than the Tardis?
RICHY :ohmy:
Honestly, I move house, lose broadband for a week or two, and find you've been at the Swann Vestas again :nowink:
Like the furnishings, Ice :lol:
I'm not sure it was Richy what done it.... It may have been that cake.
Anyone seen Richy since his birthday do? :blink:
PS Ice - I think it's very nice - but will it fit into anything smaller than the Tardis?
What's up with you Learner, that is awfull i thought you had some taste :blink: i think the retirement thing has got to you already
]There's no dart-board to start with :blink:
Yes I would enjoy that too Yorkie.
[whisper]I think some of them may have a problem with the spelling[/whisper]
'Plant name' Scrabble would be a nice quiet game :wacko:
'Plant name' Scrabble would be a nice quiet game :wacko:
:tongue2: boring
how about rotavator racing, or a hoe down ;)
'Plant name' Scrabble would be a nice quiet game :wacko:
:tongue2: boring
how about rotavator racing, or a hoe down ;)
'Plant name' Scrabble would be a nice quiet game :wacko:
:tongue2: boring
how about rotavator racing, or a hoe down ;)
Rotovator racing sounds brilliant... there'll have to be at least two categories though... manned and un-manned to start with then different horse-power. My Howard 200 will toddle off all on its own if I let go of the handles - I often have to catch up with it when I'm on the new 1/2 plot and I've stopped to oik out a bit of wire / glass or string from the soil and it hasn't noticed I've stopped! ::)
Darts for indoors, hoe-downs near the front-door (we need a covered viewing platform for when it rains) and then cctv monitoring for the big races... "The Rotovator Run".
Specialist hoe sections = onion hoe, draw and dutch hoes - what about a swoes obstacle course? :)
Quiet moments...smalllarge lager fridge to keep the drinks cool and comfortable cushions on long wooden benches... Hessian covered would be fine - multi-use so ideal for collecting the spuds in later ;)
>:( I'm going to have to stand you in the corner again Richy :mad:
>:( I'm going to have to stand you in the corner again Richy :mad:
I thin you mean the cocoa dispenser Learner >:(
Coo that's a good idea we could have a roof light & watch out for UFO's n' plant by the light of the moon
I have an idea !
Wheelbarrow jousts 2 players a team one to push one to hold a hoe and dustbin lid. We could go up and down either side of a row of raspberries !
This is going to be so much fun :D :D :D
Coo that's a good idea we could have a roof light & watch out for UFO's n' plant by the light of the moon
I have an idea !
Wheelbarrow jousts 2 players a team one to push one to hold a hoe and dustbin lid. We could go up and down either side of a row of raspberries !
This is going to be so much fun :D :D :D
We'd need a rack for the hoes and dustbin lids for shields - metal ones :)
they are driving me MAD Mum >:(
Boys - anything you want to do must have a risk assessment form filled out first and submitted to me in quintruplicate on45 differenct coloured sheets !
Personal Protective Equipment must be the last measure to be employed.
Lowering the likelihood of an accident happening and inherent risks should be controlled first ::)
Learner :blink: just because you now have more time on your hands doesn't mean you have to start encouraging those naughty boys to misbehave.
It even sounds as if you want to join in :ohmy: :ohmy:....I don't believe it ::) :dry:
::) I know they don't teach comprehension in English lessons nowadays Learner but I expect you should have studied it at school. I think you need to take a revision course ;)
Literacy :ohmy: then why are most of the school children illiterate now ? :ohmy:
Bring back precis, comprehension and clause analysis I say. That would teach them ::)
I've always found it very benificial to know the difference abetween adverbial and adjectival clauses ::)
Everything has to be fun nowadays. Gone are the days when the teacher said you can't go out to play until you've finished your essay :(
It's a sad but true fact that we are all resistant to change :(
So we'll have no change here.
No darts.
No mower racing.
No wheel barrow jousting !
Just gentle planting seeds and making compost :lol: :lol: :lol:
I thin you mean the cocoa dispenser Learner >:(
Does that mix well with spirits? :unsure:
At this rate the Boys will need there own shed.Only one shed allowed per plot, you must abide by the rules or warm up the norty step for Richie. :tongue2:
We shop and "do lunch" on Thursdays but we have CCTV running just in case ::)
It's a hidden camera :lol:
Just you very dare Learner :mad:
It might just be the last thing you ever paint >:(
Nice one learner, another recruit for the norty step :lol:
Holystone ? lol
not much goin on in here is there ? xx
I was walking past and popped my head in for a quick brew ;) not bad matey things are doing grand,hows things in middle earth ?
I was walking past and popped my head in for a quick brew ;) not bad matey things are doing grand,hows things in middle earth ?
yeah I'm fine, it's good in the midlands. I've just had a taster session at archery, think I could be hooked. it was great fun, but I just know I'll get told off for humming Robin hood lol
Oh yes, M6 Birmingham to Preston Motorway I think ;)
Oh yes, M6 Birmingham to Preston Motorway I think ;)
Sorry Aunty, but Shaun knows it's illegal to cycle on the motorway :)
I walk and often get (nearly) run over by mobility scooters :mad:
I walk and often get (nearly) run over by mobility scooters :mad:
:lol: there great aren't they. I wish my mum would get one .. then I could have a go
Compared to some of the things you have to do for them, a peaceful ride round the block must be heaven! :dry:
I know - attach a megaphone, a bit of bunting etc and off you go campaigning for the senior branch of the monster raving loonies! ;) Your dad would never live it down! :ohmy: :D :D :D
:ohmy: What !!! and have grease splashed all down the curtains , to say nothing of the fire hazard :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
You build one outside and you can socialise ::) Keep your cooking fat out there. Only tea and cakes allowed in here :lol:
When Aunty has the refreshments ready ........ what more could one ask for?
Apart from tea cakes of course! ::)
Mmmmmm that looks good. . . . but there's only one glass :ohmy: :(
I always wondered what was Auntie's favourite tipple . . . . ::)
I always wondered what was Auntie's favourite tipple . . . . ::)
Not guilty :wub: didnt do it ....was the missus :tongue2:
Armillatox - just cleaning the patio!
How can you have lost it dugless, with a huge red signpost like that :ohmy:
'shillings' ran out of life many moons ago :lol:
You probably have to put in a quid at a time nowadays :unsure:
Still DDs spuds are still chitting happily away in the window, I see :lol:
As I type the shed is being repainted ... black :(
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1266/1225718482_50dad9c20b.jpg)
In respect for a passed over spud :(I shall never forget those lifeless eyes. :(
Please don't talk about ''e a tee i en gee'' them :ohmy:
I never saw eye to eye with him, always thought he was half baked.
It was the blight of his life Learner - a spud gun ! :ohmy:
Yes, he's gone chits up. Time to give the suspects a grilling.In that case I suppose someone will be browned off :lol: :lol:
Where is everybody? got here this morning for coffee and no one around.
I thought it was about growing veg :)
I thought it was about growing veg :)
me too ;) :D
NO you wont there is nobody thereI thought it was about growing veg :)
me too ;) :D
Sorry... can't stop bedding plants to sort out, hanging baskets to plant up, veg to water and get to the plot.
I'll have a cuppa (and a cake?) later, thanks. ;)
NO you wont there is nobody thereI thought it was about growing veg :)
me too ;) :D
Sorry... can't stop bedding plants to sort out, hanging baskets to plant up, veg to water and get to the plot.
I'll have a cuppa (and a cake?) later, thanks. ;)
edit to clarify quotes
Oi! If you eat my piece of cake then there'll be serious trouble :mad: 8)
That's my lad :D
Who said that? :tongue2: :D
Welcome back dugless, what have you been up to?
That sounds like a plan :)
Someone took this thread seriously :lol:
It had to happen, I suppose ::)
what are the crosses made off on buns ?
what are the crosses made off on buns ?
Stiggy's recipe calls for a flour & water paste, piped on. Not tried it yet.
Sean, I warn you !!! I have a fire man on standby for any little unforeseen emergencies ::)Erm can I be an emergency please :blush:
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Aunty has a list, snowdrops, and you're way down the list ::) :lol:oh
Erm can I be an emergency please :blush:
I think I am going to lie down now, I am getting my flashing lights again. ???
er.........has anyone seen the ferrets?Last seen down Shaun's lycra shorts for a dare, or at least that's what I thought it was, they are rather tight. :blink:
It's cleansing ::) much better than a pint of creme de menthe :DWash your mouth out. That's the venerable Titchmarshes favourite drink. :ohmy: :lol:
Now you're talking Auntie!For me it's Earl Grey (but not the nasty new blend twinings have come up with >:( )
There's nothing nicer than a decent cuppa especially when the weather's warming up.:) But is has to be strong.
I have a nice wicker armchair in my shed.
I've yet to make cushions for it though - not for want of materials - more for want of time!
I have a little camping gas stove in my shed for making tea but my mates almost always up the plot and he's the tea-boy! He has a whole gas bottle thing connected up to his gas oven so unlimited supply of hot water!
Mines a nice cup of Jasmine Earl Grey - no milk or sugar (no pollutants ;) )
Emma
have i stumbled in to the loony bin or are you fellows sipping potato juice
Hot chocolate, I think :D
I have a nice wicker armchair in my shed.
I've yet to make cushions for it though - not for want of materials - more for want of time!
I have a little camping gas stove in my shed for making tea but my mates almost always up the plot and he's the tea-boy! He has a whole gas bottle thing connected up to his gas oven so unlimited supply of hot water!
Mines a nice cup of Jasmine Earl Grey - no milk or sugar (no pollutants ;) )
Emma
You and Aunty may well get on.... but you'll need cushions that match the curtains! :lol:
You can't have curtains and cushions that don't match!! :blink:
Are you mad?
Quote from: devonbarmygardenerYou can't have curtains and cushions that don't match!! :blink:
Are you mad?
Of course you can't ! - some people just have NOOOOO idea about soft furnishings ::)
Can you sow cushions ?I'll give anything a go. I'm much better with a paint brush though.
Can you sow cushions ?I'll give anything a go. I'm much better with a paint brush though.
Splash it all over 8)
The decor of our shed needs great care and attention to detail ::)Especially when one is using Farrow and Ball paint. :closedeyes:
Estate Emulsion of course, none of the modern stuff - so inferior ::)Naturally. :closedeyes: In the words of that great song "I second that emulsion" :lol:
somehow paul, I think you just got your pass card for the shed revoked! :lol: sys admin wont stand, or sit on nice cushions, for such suggestions ... ::)
Can you sow cushions ?
Can you sow cushions ?
I always think the little patty-type courgette/squash fruits look like cushions :dry:
Hardly condusive to hay nice tidy clean shed ::)
Room for a little one in here ? I promise to wipe my boots on the way in :)
Can't see Auntie approving of woodchip Paul :lol: That I suspect, would never ever do. I see her as more of a tasteful floral wallpaper lady ;) :)
I always use a teapot and china mugs in my shed. A girl has to have some standards :D I too have a wicker chair and draped over it (so it doesn't dig into my bony ar*e) is a genuine Chinese rug
I like a bit of luxury when I'm having my tea break, although my choice of drink at the moment is hot choc.
If you have a shed it has to be comfortable!
Wallpaper? Good idea - we can collect empty seed packets and staple them nicely on the walls. :)
Wallpaper? Good idea - we can collect empty seed packets and staple them nicely on the walls. :)
Certainly NOT :ohmy:
I ham not aving this shed loooking like Steptoes yard. We ave standhard to main tain ::)
Well, bad taste wall paper certainly did them no good ::)
Hand we don't want the shed to become a tourist venhue heny way !
*Ahem* as long as we ask before we take it from the skip ::)Of course. ;)
NO !
We don't need no money. We can nick heny thing as we needs for the shed ::)
Ask no questions get told no lies sort of arrangement ;) :D
ahem. don't let Aunt Sally know, but Worzel does have a naughty head :nowink:
I have not been to the shed for quite a while it safe to visit :unsure: :unsure:Ask no questions get told no lies sort of arrangement ;) :D
Precisely ::)ahem. don't let Aunt Sally know, but Worzel does have a naughty head :nowink:
Hand hit get a regula slap :lol:
Hey, what are you doing in here ?
Off you go and get on with some gardening ::)
What has she been touching >:(Hey chill auntie, chill like the ice maiden, you will find out soon enough, but please don't look in the heated propermigater man. 8)
have you been at the whacky baccy again, or is it still growing :dry:I don't know what you mean, I'm developing a new strain of bolt free coriander, nuffink dodgy. ;) 8)
Oh, I understand - you're depressed cos Usain's gone home now :nowink:Yeah, that must be it...... ;) Nothing to see here, move along. 8)
well Chintz IS so last decade.........
Think this may go beyond a quick redecorate ::) I'll see if I can ferret out some wood and go fetch a hammer ;)
I think someone has stolen the curtain and cushions :mad:
I think someone has stolen the curtain and cushions :mad:
what happened to the bar :ohmy: Last time I visited it was like this................I can't believe it's been so badly trashed :( That's what you get for letting Worzel and his friends in :nowink:
(http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff221/Aunt__Sally/shed-1.jpg)
I think someone has stolen the curtain and cushions :mad:
what happened to the bar :ohmy: Last time I visited it was like this................I can't believe it's been so badly trashed :( That's what you get for letting Worzel and his friends in :nowink:
Perhaps that's the one I saw at the Weald & Downland Open Air Museum?
Preferences for colour?
I'm hoping this shed has a heater in it - going on the temperatures here in soggy Devon - it's flippin' chilly :happy:
I've still got some camaflarge paint :D :DPreferences for colour?
Do you have any rainbow paint ? :wub:
I've still got some camaflarge paint :D :D
Sorry about the mess. I have, by way of an apology, left the heating and lighting I used for my 'experiment' ;) 8)
Others keep putting them up, and I keep taking them down, they're a fire and trip hazard.
well you do have to have Elf n safety this time of year!
Anyone know where the corkscrew went :unsure:
I've installed the fire for mulling up the homebrew wine. Anyone know where the corkscrew went :unsure:It's beautiful New Shoot, you've done the shed proud! I'll just get my 'Frank Sinatra Sings Christmas' CD...
I've taken down all the unnecessary flim-flam.
You may put the decorations up again next weekend.
will help Newshoot replace all the Flimflam as soon as she is ready. And if Gwiz doesn't take em down again, I might be persuaded to bring along a wee tincture to keep us warm too
well my takeaway curry feast for 10 won't need heating! mind you, I don't know what the rest of you will be eating! :lol:
If it's Christmas dinner.... I'd bring along (if I was invited)
I'm on the door ! No tickets no entry 8)Oh no, hide the matches and watch what happened during Shaun's last bought of madness.
Drink enough of Plum's special Christmas punch and nothing will bother you :lol: :blush:
Your not hanging tinsel on my tiller !
You are not allowed to play with your tiller at Christmas time
Put it away
I really don't see the problem with my electrics.
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You mean you still have some wine left? :dry:What a lightweight. :lol:
You mean you still have some wine left? :dry:What a lightweight. :lol:
That's lovely, Paul, hope it has lights on it too!Yes look, self illuminating!
NOT if they are going to eat my cake >:(
(http://www.gone-ta-pott.com/Hot_cross_buns.jpg)
Hot Cross bun any good? just finished baking :)
where? in the shed? :D
(http://www.gone-ta-pott.com/Hot_cross_buns.jpg)
Hot Cross bun any good? just finished baking :)
No wonder why I cannot find the blooming shed. been lost round here for weeks
No wonder why I cannot find the blooming shed. been lost round here for weeks
I needed to keep a certain element out of the shed (those with matches) so I have had it camouflaged
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8039/8057245074_4f0ba0cfdc_z.jpg)
I've still got that some paint left :D :DNo wonder why I cannot find the blooming shed. been lost round here for weeks
I needed to keep a certain element out of the shed (those with matches) so I have had it camouflaged
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8039/8057245074_4f0ba0cfdc_z.jpg)
Who made that mess ? Was it you New Shoot ? >:(
Where are the curtains and cushions :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
I feel it just won't cut the mustard with Auntie
We needs new heverything :closedeyes:There goes the budget! ::) :lol:
fink its the drugs Aunty....
Of course the shed must be decorated with the very best! :happy:
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Well done heveryone.
You has done a really good job :)
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My grannie would have told you off for doing laundry on a sunday! and easter sunday to compound the crime. Tut. sigh. (She would be spinning in her grave if she knew all my domestic sins! ;))
Now where's my easter bonnet with all the bows upon it? I need it to sit somewhere as posh as this !
Just a thought, but as we are in June by the weekend, should we start planning a solstice shed shindig :) I have some raspberry vodka still kicking about and planning on pruning the bay trees soon, so could knock up some fetching leafy headgear for everyone :D
I have a bottle of sloe vodka ...
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Big enough? :lol:
she knows a certain doctor so popped forward a bit to get it.
Grendel
Mmmmmmm :D
I suppose parkin would go down well, too 8)
Mmmmmmm :D
I suppose parkin would go down well, too 8)
With some mulled cider. :)
I hope you are not having that bonfire near the shed whot ho ::) ::)
Too early for "B"-fires? :wub: Such a shame as they warm the heart when all around is sinking into chill and darkness. (There's been a bit of that where I am.)
Cider, on the other hand, sounds exactly what's needed. If ever I get time I'll be a gathering-up the ton of windfalls and searching for a juice hex-tractor on he-bay. :tongue2:
Sounds like a plan, plum! :D
I got curry
I got whisky
I got pals
I got a shed
let's do this!
For me.... (and willing to share).... The Singelton.... 12 yr old single malt
only have the one bottle but it's lasted since 25th December last year with lots of good strong tea and coffee inbetween. :)
I'm drinking this, if anyone fancies a drop ;)
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Anyone got an aspirin? ::)Like work as long as you left it alone :lol: :lol:
A bit of that plunk plunk fizz never did no-one no harm ... ;)
can do lemon tea or chai - but I'm out earl grey, sorry :dry:Oooh Chai please :happy:
just the one? :blink:It's large?! :unsure: :unsure:
:D The idea would be nice. A lovely soft place to rest these old bones. However I fear we have so much rain water running down through our old shed that a cushion (or anything for that matter) would soon be seen floating off down the plot on a rainy day!Perhaps you should moor a boat :lol: :lol:
Are we going to put up the decorations soon? Some of the Christmas trees we've had in the past have been quite 'interesting' although I do remember a few may have started a fire or two? :D
I'm sure we aren't all completely clumsy around candles! :)
Candles :ohmy: you won't be allowed candles oh no no no :nowink:
You'll have to get some of those LED lights that run on batteries - much safer for in here ;)
Sorry Paul, do you mean a Solar panel? We do get a bit more sun down here in the 'sarf' so may get enough to power the lights for the evening. Got to be safer anyway. :D
I'm working all day but I'll be done by 8pm ;)
It’s got your name on it Yorkie, cheers
Sings "Chestnuts roasting round an open fire....." sounds a tad uncomfortable to me, but each to their own :D
Boiled peanuts???!!! :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
Boiled peanuts???!!! :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
Nothing I’ve heard of before :wub:
But I’ve found a recipe:
https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/boiled_peanuts/
If Auntie doesn't get her cake we all know what happens…
:D You can't have started on all of them, surely??
Wighty, will you let me know when I can put the marzipan and fondant icing on?
Was it an ‘approved’ school, SP ? :nowink:
But did they approve of you, SubP. ::)
That sounds delightful :D Other sheds you said :unsure:
That sounds delightful :D Other sheds you said :unsure:
Forget it young lady. We have it on a revolving schedule so the cakes are constantly on the move. Not that we don’t trust you of course …
Auntie and Worzel I do hope your table manners are going to improve. I wouldn't accept that sort of thing from even my youngest grandchild!I’ll ave you know, Miss Whyte, that Worzel hand I haz hexelents table abits. All children’s is ikkey anyway >:(
Anyway I have made some shortbread today and some mince pies, they too have been hidden round the country.Thank you for that hinformation, Worzel will get the scarecrow fraternity on to it.
... Anyway I have made some shortbread today and some mince pies, they too have been hidden round the country. :D
... Anyway I have made some shortbread today and some mince pies, they too have been hidden round the country. :D
Now that the shortbread and mince pies in the country are safely hidden, you might want to look after whatever made it's way into the cities and villages! :D Especially if you see scarecrows lurking about :nowink: ... That's a dead give away in the city :).
like hard balls:lol: :lol: (Am I allowed to say that :blush:)
I quiteQuotelike hard balls:lol: :lol: (Am I allowed to say that :blush:)
Ok who’s donating their sprouts for ‘the’ meal and more importantly have they put them on to boil yet? :nowink:
Ok who’s donating their sprouts for ‘the’ meal and more importantly have they put them on to boil yet? :nowink:
Boil? Not for me, thank you. Thin sliced on a mandolin and stir-fried (either with butter, or Chinese-style) until they soften and barely start to brown, then yes please!
You should now have no need of that rouge on your cheeks as you have been found out as a greedy person. I've spoken to the Crowman, expect a visit. I've crossed y our name off the list on the cupboard as yo u've already had your share. I did have a few more recipes I wanted to experiment with.
Too late for excuses now we know what you're like >:(
No deserts :wacko: You is mean, Wytey >:(
As I is not welcum to have any of your cakes, Worzel said he’s baking one for me in the shed.
His a very kind scarecrow.
Hmmmm… I thinks I needs a word with him. >:(
I see I am going to be busy tonight and probably all day tomorrow re-writing the lists of shopping requirements, menus for over the festive period and the list of who wants what when.
Wot sort of cake is biscwoti ?
I do notice that Aunty hasn't answered the question about whether the pickles and chutneys are safe. :D
Hoo’s put all these tatoes in here to chit already. Worzel hasn’t evenstolenbought ours yet.