[mumofstig]

Too late for excuses now we know what you're like 

[Aunt Sally]

 

Too late for excuses now we know what you're like 

  I is shocked and orrified that you said that.  Aunty is honest 

[wighty]

Well I must admit that Aunty has always admitted when she has eaten what we have stashed away.  I am in the middle of making Stollen bites which are favourites of ours.  The smoked mackeral  pate has also been made. Lidl is the cheapest   place that I've found for part baked rolls and I've got some of them and stashed them in the cupboard.  Aunty doesn't seem to like savoury  so I've put the dessert recipes back in the Christmas box and just concentrating on the savoury. 

[Aunt Sally]

No deserts      You is mean, Wytey 

[Yorkie]

I may be able to spare a lemon tart 

[snowdrops]

Pistachio & almond biscotti & chocolate & hazelnut biscotti now baked & stashed away to go with our coffees

[wighty]

Don't store it in the shed Yorkie, I've made some desserts and they've  all 'disappeared'.   I love a 'tarte au citroen'.  I may have a small spoonful of cream with it.

[Aunt Sally]

As I is not welcum to have any of your cakes, Worzel said he’s baking one for me in the shed.

His a very kind scarecrow.

[snowdrops]

 

[Aunt Sally]

Hmmmm… I thinks I needs a word with him. 

[Subversive_plot]

No deserts      You is mean, Wytey 

Not mean at all... Wighty just doesn't want the stollen to become stolen!  But there's hope it could be SHARED on Christmas!  Maybe even Christmas Eve?

[Subversive_plot]

As I is not welcum to have any of your cakes, Worzel said he’s baking one for me in the shed.

His a very kind scarecrow.

But y'all deserve the Tom Jones / Cardigans version too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYuldgIOelY

Now THAT is a carol for your Christmas party!  (Now 83 years old, he's still got it!!)

[Aunt Sally]

Hmmmm… I thinks I needs a word with him. 

I haz add a verey strong word wiv im and he as built a new one for us.  I'z just off to ave a look at it now.

[Aunt Sally]

Hmmm…  He says he’s going to paint it 

[wighty]

So was it Worzel all along that was guilty of the other sheds 'disappearing' while cooking you cake,  ;and poor old Shaun and Richie got the blame.